SaturnineAgent
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Knock On Wood by SaturnineAgent for diemarysues
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jan 2019
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“You really think I’ll allow you to leave when you look like this?” Toshinori mutters against the skin of Shōta’s throat, and it sends shivers down his spine. “Brat.”
There are lots of things Shōta can’t resist in life; one of those includes dressing up for a grumpy old man.
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Caught in the Headlights by SaturnineAgent
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Dec 2018
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Yagi leans into a hand and looks directly at him across the table dividing them, a little smile tugging on the corner of his mouth, as if amused. ”I’m just really attentive, Shōta.”
Shōta knows that nothing will come of his dressing to impress when he goes out, but it doesn’t stop him from doing it despite his misgivings.
But he doesn’t expect the desire of his affections to put the moves on him.
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The Scent of Evergreen by SaturnineAgent for rhiannak
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 Dec 2017
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Some would say that when Bilbo Baggins returned home from his scandalous adventure, that had been the news of the whole year in Hobbiton. The majority would beg your pardon and argue that the biggest news hadn't been of him returning from the dead, oh no, it was the fact that he was now married.
A little over a year has passed since they had settled into Bag End as their new home follwing the Battle of Five Armies. Their life was calm and they were both healing. Thorin couldn't have been more welcomed into the lives of Bagginses and Tooks and other numerous relations, for they had been most excited that their notorius bachelor of a relative had finally settled down. Bilbo found them vexing most of the time, but if they were able to put a smile on his husbands face then he would gladly bear the suffering. Especially now with the Yuletide celebrations looming in the horizon.
Becoming the new parents of a child would not really be that great of a challenge, now would it?
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The Baggins Agenda by SaturnineAgent, Tiwaz
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Mar 2017
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When the latest unsavoury rumour circulates in Hobbiton is about the possible nature of the relationship between two cousins, Bilbo Baggins of Bag End is finally resolved to abandon his bachelorhood and enter the society, much to the chagrin of mentioned cousin and her son. What he expected was meddling relatives, annoying matchmakers and unimpressive prospects. What he didn't expect was Thorin Oakenshield before his front door.
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A Hobbit does simply walk into Mordor by SaturnineAgent for Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
09 Apr 2014
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An illustration for chapter 29 of "A shot in the dark" by author Silver_pup.
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Alastor had been grappling with strange, unwelcome feelings toward Vox—feelings that twisted tighter every time the blue demon so much as brushed against him. Alastor tried to dismiss it as irritation, a byproduct of proximity and pride.
But denial had its limits.
The tension had been building too long, humming beneath the surface like a wire stretched too thin. At last, Alastor decided to stop running from it. He was going to do something about it.
(Based on a comic by artist Shunyhuny and other artists! Their illustrations and posts will be linked in the text.)
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21 Dec 2025
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Was it so much to ask to not be a disappointment to himself and others? For Kaveh, it apparently was. And yet, he still had the nerve to feel shame for it. Still had the nerve to want to cry and beg for forgiveness when he fucked up.
How pathetic.
aka; 5 times kaveh hurts himself and the one time he doesn't.
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21 Dec 2025
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Don't Say Yes Until I'm Finished Talking by soot_and_salt
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Jun 2024
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Vox has a horde of yes men, a legion of yes men, a cadre of the damn jerks.
Yet all he wants is one single yes from the man who means the most to him.
Unfortunately, all Alastor knows how to do is say no.
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13 Dec 2025
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One of Alastor's lesser known personality quirks? He liked to fidget.
Oh, he'd deny it if anybody said anything about it, would claim he wasn't some unruly schoolboy unable to sit still while the teacher gave her lesson – but it was true. Vox had spent long enough with him to know just how true it was, and it was honestly a little endearing.
Sometimes.
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De Bergerac's secret handjob art inspired me, I really can't say much more than that.
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- Part 14 of RadioStatic One Shots
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03 Dec 2025
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Vox stayed there, bent over him, waiting for the punchline. The sudden lunge, the last-minute twist. The part where Alastor opened his eyes and laughed and said "𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨?"
Nothing.
No music. No lazy, amused commentary. No smile rebooting back onto his face.
Just a body cooling on cracked asphalt in what used to be the loudest city in Hell.
OR Vox spends a war trying to erase the one signal he never managed to control. In the ruins of Pentagram City, he finally kills Alastor… and discovers that the silence he wanted is worse than the noise.
(This was actually supposed to be a one shot but it unexpectedly got liked a lot so im making it into a serie now)
(It just doesn't end with Alastor just dying, that's what makes everything start!)Bookmarked by SaturnineAgent
28 Nov 2025