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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    When Jim accidentally violates an alien custom, he has to find a way to demonstrate his ability to be patient in order to salvage the Federation's relationship with their planet. The aliens suggest one of their courtship rituals, designed to ensure that someone can put their partners' needs ahead of their own.

    (Or: how Jim got absolutely WRECKED in the name of science.)

    For McSpirk Month Day 12: Aliens Made Them Do It

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    25 Mar 2026

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    “Aye,” Hagrid said, nodding somberly. “Yer a Veela, Draco. Well, a bit."

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    By Thursday evening, I had managed to entirely avoid sitting near Longbottom at meals. I had only walked slowly past his classroom door three times. I’d only snuck up behind him and smelled him four times. He caught me twice. And I’d only stood outside his bedroom door at 3 AM and jerked off in my robes the one time.

    --

    My fingers threaded through his soft hair, and he sighed into mine, and I would have stayed like that for days.

    “Did you write a book on Veela-fucking?” I murmured.

    He chuckled. “No, I just read it a few times.”

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    Challenge Prompts:
    Neville
    Draco
    McGonagall
    Fleur
    Accidental Bonding
    1st Person POV
    Dick in a Box

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Problem:
    I'm a twenty-four year-old academic prodigy, but I'd trade my diplomas for a good, hard fuck. Since that's not a real thing I can do, I guess I'll pack up my dildo collection and go to the States for this doctoral program. If I can raise the money for tuition.

    Solution:
    Virginity: the original NFT. Non-Fuckable Token.
    Assuming someone will pay for it.

    Spoiler:
    Someone does. Handsomely. And repeatedly. And then I stole his cat.

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    “It was that good?” Albus is close to squealing with excitement.

    I take a deep breath. “Promise you won’t tell?”

    “Cross my heart.”

    He settles in to wait for the story of how I, Rosalind Jean Weasley-Granger sold my virginity for a small kingdom.

    I take a deep breath and prepare to weave a filthy tale.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Slay

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    Rumi just wanted to survive her job and maybe reduce a little stress, not get emotionally wrecked by a yoga class.
    But thanks to her unhinged best friend Zoey (who may or may not be trying to play matchmaker), she ends up in a studio led by Mira, a stunning, graceful, slightly mysterious yoga goddess who smells like lavender and has thighs that could end empires.
    Rumi tries to play it cool. She fails. Spectacularly.
    What starts with awkward stretching and Rumi trying very hard not to stare, turns into deep conversations, accidental body contact, gay panic, dancing, full emotional breakdowns and very flexible sex. Yes, there’s crying. Yes, there’s touching. No, not in that order.
    But with honesty, a little sweat and a lot of Zoey screaming, Rumi finally learns what it means to let someone in and to stop running from what (and who) makes her heart feel safe.
    Also, yoga? Kinda life-changing. 10/10 would bend again.

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    15 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Ron's not a fan of how close all of the Hogwarts students have become with the Slytherins since the war. He's especially not fond of the ever budding friendship between Hermione and Draco.

    Which is why it's all the more worrisome that they've been cooped up in the Potions classroom for more than fifteen minutes now. Alone.

    Whatever could they be doing in there?

    ***

    "Draco – ah – did you put up – oh, fuck – a silencing charm?"

    "No," he whispered with a proud, devious tilt to his voice, continuing to lap up the wetness flowing from her like they had all the time in the world. "Just the world's strongest Alohamora."

    She shouldn't have, but Hermione's lower stomach fluttered at that. The arousal flowing out of her increased tenfold at the idea of all of them listening to her– Ron listening to her, listening to her with Draco

    "Draco – oh gods – Draco, we can't –" Hermione moaned her objections almost nonsensically, with no real intent behind the words. Her hands only reached down to grip his silver strands, pulling him closer.

    "Having a bit of stage fright, love? . . . Want to pretend that you didn't know?"

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    25 Feb 2026