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After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.
Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.
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- Part 1 of The Meet Your Match Universe
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25 Jul 2026
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She hated the way he never asked for his coffee, instead outstretching a wide palm as he passed her desk in the morning as if getting it for him was her first priority of the day.
She hated the way his overpriced shoes would click obnoxiously against the floors whenever he passed.
She absolutely loathed the way the others in the firm would hang onto his every word, vying for his attention as if he were some sort of celebrity, as if they would better themselves by merely being seen to associate with him.
But what she hated the very most about Tom Riddle, was that he was an unbelievable fuck.
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In response to the prompt ‘friends with benefits’.
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22 Jul 2026
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“You smell fantastic. Have I ever told you that?” His hand dipped into a pocket of her robes.
She continued searching for the small fracture line, slowly moving her wand and the diagnostic readout over his ribs. She tried her hardest to ignore the planes of smooth muscle and tendon that made up his exquisite body. He was sweaty, filthy, and—Circe—it was hard to focus.
“You smell awful,” she lied.
He tugged on her robe. “Take this off and I’ll get you sweaty too.”
“No. Be still.”
“Hermione …” he groaned, his head tipping back as if he were in agony. “Have dinner with me.”
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- Part 12 of CaityBell's Drabbles, Collection Three
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28 Jun 2026
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Hermione was content with her life, until the Malfoy brothers caught her alone.
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17 Jun 2026
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The Bad Bitchification of Hermione Granger by April17rose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Mar 2026
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Hermione’s thirty third year of life comes with many discoveries; Husband of five years has been cheating on her, an ache in her back she woke up with one day won’t go away, and she thinks she might be getting stalked by a one night stand she never intended to see again.
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01 May 2026