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Naruto didn’t mean to start it up again. He’s the Hokage, for Sage’s sake. He’s a respectable member of society. But Sukea just walked by and Boruto said - and he quotes - “Hey Old Man Kakashi”. And now Naruto has to know if his ENTIRE life has been a LIE.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.Bookmarked by SelectivelyConsiousTrashPanda
21 Sep 2025
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After a wildfire, you have two options. Mourn the loss of the forest, or use the fresh soil to rebuild and heal.
A story where Kakashi learns to lean on others just a little earlier, and gives Tsunade a reason to return home, Naruto and Sasuke a family, Sakura an identity, Gai peace of mind, and himself a little bit of hope for the future of the village.
[Basically an entire fix-it plot re-write of Naruto where I fix a lot of the mischaracterization/lost opportunities, mend plot holes, and add in some chakra and jutsu theory because I feel like it.]
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13 Jul 2025
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Fact 1; Kakashi is now 1 week the last living Hatake.
Fact 2; Senju Tobirama, according to dusty old scrolls Kakashi finds in an old forgotten trunk, was apparently half Hatake himself.
Lonely and hurting, Kakashi grabs on to this fact with both hands and squeezes it so tightly to his aching heart that his hands begin to bleed.Or, still processing his father's suicide, Konoha's favorite baby genius finds out he's related to history's favorite baby genius and immediately starts projecting to cope
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- Part 5 of Wolves of the Woods
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01 Jan 2025
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A Life of Almost by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jun 2025
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"So. Yeah. That's how I became a daddy of two babies," Gojo drawls.
After the mindfuck and heartbreak that was Geto Suguru, 17-year-old Gojo Satoru tells himself he must move on. Unfortunately, the universe decides to send him a big 'Fuck You' in the form of two babies that look eerily similar to his ex-best friend, sitting snug in a box right outside his front door.
Or, after everything goes wrong during the battle against Kaguya, Kakashi and Obito die and reincarnate together as the sons of two emotionally constipated teenagers. They cope.
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- Part 5 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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30 Dec 2024
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A clean slate, with your own face on. by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Batman - All Media Types
15 Oct 2024
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Fugaku doesn’t know how it happened, why it happened or who, precisely, is to blame, but he knows it started when the Hatake heir, all of three years old at the time, decided to become a detective. Everything else snowballed from there.
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How Detective Inspector Uchiha Fugaku kept his head firmly down, worked his cases, minded his business, and changed the course of the Elemental Nations for the better.
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- Part 15 of Set in Naruto-verse
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23 Dec 2024