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   I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHIT by ballbouncer67

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   01 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • England/France (Hetalia)
   • America/Russia (Hetalia)
   • America/Japan (Hetalia)
   • Greece/Japan/Turkey (Hetalia)
   • Greece/Japan (Hetalia)
   • Greece/Turkey (Hetalia)
   • Germany/North Italy (Hetalia)
   • China/Russia (Hetalia)
   • Japan/Russia (Hetalia)
   • Austria/Hungary (Hetalia)
   • America/Israel (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • Japan (Hetalia)
   • Germany (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
   • France (Hetalia)
   • Greece (Hetalia)
   • Turkey (Hetalia)
   • Russia (Hetalia)
   • China (Hetalia)
   • Liechtenstein (Hetalia)
   • Finland (Hetalia)
   • Sweden (Hetalia)
   • Austria (Hetalia)
   • North Italy (Hetalia)
   • South Italy (Hetalia)
   • Hungary (Hetalia)
   • Spain (Hetalia)
   • Tony (Hetalia)
   • Donald Trump
   • Sealand (Hetalia)
   • Argentina (Hetalia)
   • Egypt (Hetalia)
   • Elon Musk
   • Stephen Hawking
   • Jeffrey Epstein
   • This Is STUPID
   • Improper Use of Baguette
   • Great Depression
   • 9/11
   • Crack
   • Anime: Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Cold War
   • Imperialism
   • Toxic Relationships
   • Period-Typical Racism
   • Food Kink
   • Dora the Explorer References
   • Phantom pain
   • Frotting | Rubbing Penises Together
   • Sort Of
   • Characters Playing Fortnite
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Child Abuse
   • Little Saint James | Epstein Island
   • Jeffrey Epstein Files | Epstein List
   • Characters Writing Fanfiction
   • Rebecca’s Chinese - Freeform
   • Turkish Oil Wrestling
   • Omega Verse
   • World War II
   • World War I
   • American Civil War
   • Improper Use of Tomato Sauce
   • Nipple Play
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Witch Hunts
   • Performative Male Character
   • Anal Sex
   • Tentacle Sex
   • Milking
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   This is a collection of the dumbest possible headcannons and scenarios that could exist for the god awful show that is hetalia, made into short fics. Don’t take any of the tags seriously this is legit word pollution. Hope you enjoy!(this is bullshit PLEASE if I post real fics don’t look at this…)

   Ch1 France sticks a baguette where baguettes should not go
   Ch2 Sealand fights drunk England while trying to stream Fortnite
   Ch3 America is bipolar woke and racist
   Ch4 America is in food wars…
   Ch5 Imperialism killing stalking
   Ch6 BratWURST
   Ch7 Liechtenstein works in the mine
   Ch8 Italy Germany and Japan stranded on Epstein Island
   Ch9 Jamestown Settlement
   Ch 10 America x Israel toxic yaoi
   Ch 11 America allergic to vegetables
   That’s just the TIP of the iceberg… 👅

   Series

   • Part 1 of I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHIT

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,629

   Chapters:

   11/?

   Comments:

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   05 May 2026