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    "A good man can be stupid and still be good, but a bad man must have brains."
    -Maxim Gorky

     

    Will is a hitchhiker with questionable hobbies. Hannibal is a man who has questionable motives. When Hannibal drives by Will who just so happens to need a ride, things quickly take a turn from the questionable to the downright depraved.

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    Based on the tumblr idea that Hannigrammers latched onto: "We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?"

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    08 Oct 2025

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    When Will gets sent to prison, part of him breaks. He’d never been great expectations of people but Hannibal Lecter had been someone he’d willing let in. In the aftermath of being realeased, Will has trouble finding his feet.

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Death had greeted Harry Potter’s soul many times over the years. In fact the deity had grown quite attached to the hero of the wizarding world. So when Harry Potter comes, Death wishes to send it’s precious little child off to a place where he won’t get hurt, but that’s easier said than done, especially with that dreaded Potter luck following like a leach. Maybe Middle Earth will be able to stomp off that leach for good.

    This story has not (and will not) be abandoned. I am simply going through some stuff and won’t have the most reliable update schedule.

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    Alvin Draper was the third Robin. After being presumed dead, Timothy Drake remains as the CEO of WE. Only Cass knows that Tim was Alvin.

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    “We don’t…you don’t have to tell Bruce if you don’t want to. I won’t mention it to anyone.”
    “Do you think Master Bruce asks about laundry often?”
    “Not the sheets, the-” Tim cuts himself off, eyes dashing to the man’s wrist. “The mark. I know that it’s not a convenient location for it but I won’t contradict you if you imply that its someone else.”

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    Aka Tim is used to getting soulmarks but not the soulmate they come with. Alfred is entirely unamused by the implication that this child will be leaving the manor without a new grandparent.

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