SevenFeetUnder



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Stan Pines didn't think his life could get much worse. Until it did. Now he has no home, no car, no money, and no thumbs.

    Luckily for him he stumbles upon his estranged twin Ford in the woods.

    Stan gets turned into a cat, and Ford adopts him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104,898
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    2,147
    Kudos:
    1,775
    Bookmarks:
    448
    Hits:
    37,122

    24 Feb 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The Duchess Approves is terrible. He wants to bleach every brick of his body just to purify himself of this three hour experience. He wants to pluck out his eyeball and treat it to a ten-day spa as reparations. He demands a sequel from the Axolotl during their next therapy session.

    The Axolotl tilts their head. “There's no sequel. Only one movie has ever been made.”

    Bill glowers. “But what happens after?”

    “Production went into debt after casting big name Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble,” the Axolotl answers sadly. “Rumor has it he charges fifty thousand per letter.”

    “Wonderful,” Bill drawls. “Real useful information. So what am I supposed to do now, doc?”

    The Axolotl’s eyes gleam suspiciously. “I suppose there’s always fanfiction.”

    Or: Bill hates a certain fanfic author almost as much as he hates the man who killed him. Crazy, wouldn't it be, if the two were the same person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    235
    Kudos:
    1,247
    Bookmarks:
    335
    Hits:
    6,633

    04 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In which Ford's attempt to survive entirely on caffeine and paranoia suffers some pitfalls, and things happen differently in 1982.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,144
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    946
    Kudos:
    7,170
    Bookmarks:
    2,151
    Hits:
    135,067

    30 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    For a while Stan and his niece sat silently, listening to the creaking of the old house settling around them. As he held the ice to his face, he could feel Mabel's eyes on him again. "Something on your mind, kiddo?" he asked her.

    "Oh, umm..." She gave a shrug, looking thoughtful. "I was just wondering what I should call you," she said quietly. "Do you still want to be called Stan, or would you rather go by Stanley?"

    (Missing scene from "A Tale of Two Stans")

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    803
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    3,960

    19 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 94

    Tags
    Summary

    It's the end of summer, and Stan and Ford are going home. What exactly that means is yet to be determined.

    An ending to Relativity Falls.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,976
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    801
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    5,725

    17 Oct 2024