Sfinn



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    I made fake Instagram posts relating to Ilya and Shane after they went public. Mostly Ilya's.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Shane: Why are you texting me? Don't you have buttons to press, Rozanov?

    Lily: I can do both

    Lily: Your buttons and mine

    Lily: Come to the barricade Hollander

    Lily: Let me push your buttons

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    OR: Hayden drags Shane to an EDM festival in Montreal to see one of his favourite DJs. It doesn't take long for Shane to realize that the guy behind the booth looks awfully like a Russian hockey player he knows from work.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Ilya swallowed audibly. “Maybe it will do nothing.”

    “Yes,” Shane said suddenly, like he hadn’t thought of the possibility. “You’re right, it’s…they’re probably just sugar pills. A placebo. They can’t legally sell anything more than that…right?”

    Or, Ilya receives a bottle of gas station erectile dysfunction pills as a birthday gag gift.

    Shane accidentally takes one. By accident. As a mistake.

    There are consequences.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”

    “Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.

    “We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”

    Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.

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    14 Mar 2026