Shamble_Slowly
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He needed to get their attention focused on the information he could offer, instead of the threat he represented. He needed them to not immediately see him as a danger and try to kill him. Just a friendly demon here for a friendly chat, no need for weapons.
“Hey. You know your boyfriend is trapped in your sword, right?”
So, yeah, that didn’t work.
Or: Jinu's plan was a flop, but that's fine. Baby has a plan, too. "Fuck it, we ball," counts as a plan, right? Right.
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- Part 2 of Pivot Fic Universe
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“Get off me,” Mira snarled, elbowing Abby squarely in the throat. Notably, he was not in the slightest bit crumpling in agonized pain at having invoked her hunterly wrath. Rather, he looked mildly startled, then flattered, the big idiot.
(Or: Mira is having the worst week since Gwi-ma tried to eat humanity, and the returned Saja Boys are making it worse. But Zoey believes in positive reinforcement or whatever, so...thanks for trying, guys.)
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- Part 1 of Pivot Fic Universe
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And the heart that fed by almostnectarine for Lirillith
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
13 Dec 2019
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“How precious are your futures?” asks the Sphinx. “How dear to you is the path you wish to take?” She bares her teeth in a cruel smile, and they all take an involuntary step back.
“Wait,” says Laios suddenly. “Look at her teeth!”
“Yes, Laios,” says Izutsumi. “We’ve all noticed the fangs. This really isn’t the time—”
“No,” says Laios, “those back teeth. She has molars- grinders. That means she’s an omnivore. But she can’t leave this circle, and you saw how nothing ventures within miles of this spot. I bet she hasn’t had anything other than…” he swallows, waving a hand vaguely at the pile of ex-adventurers, “...meat… for years .”
“So…what?” asks Izutsumi.
“Remember how good those marshmallows were?” asks Laios. “And that was only after a couple days without much of a varied diet.”
“You want to bet all of our lives,” Chilchuck says slowly, “on making a Sphinx a nice dessert?”
Laios smiles.
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Bookmarked by Shamble_Slowly
14 Apr 2026
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No matter how much power and strength you have, you can still find yourself completely helpless before something perplexing and fragile. Not knowing what to do with a panic attack, or what causes it, or how to make someone stop being afraid and build trust. Weapons, money, connections, superhuman abilities – everything accumulated over the years may suddenly turn out to be useless. But that's when you'll have a chance to find out who you are beyond them.
Bookmarked by Shamble_Slowly
20 Mar 2026
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Father Jud shows up at Benoit Blanc's doorstep, suspected of murder once again.
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- Part 1 of Creation and Fall
Bookmarked by Shamble_Slowly
20 Jan 2026
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Interim by starkraving
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
25 Dec 2021
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She has no throne. Girls without thrones should not have knights, but hers won’t go. Princess Zelda – the girl who killed Calamity – would love to fade into legend, but Link’s bought a house, he’s fighting off monsters, and he’s selling giant horses to strangely familiar Gerudo men. She'll never have any peace now.
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- Part 1 of Interim Stories
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Bookmarked by Shamble_Slowly
13 Dec 2025
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Arrangement by X_Kartoffel_X
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
12 Dec 2019
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On the third morning, he had noticed that two of his better pens had been stolen, and that his paperclips had all been mangled - left strewn messily, and at random, across his work surface - but had not commented. Simply removed, and replaced them.
Reno, sporting two new pens on his own desk, and a glare that could wilt plant life, had not seemed too impressed at the time. Perhaps, he had hoped to elicit a reaction.
Rude, if nothing else, was an expert at poker faces.
He most definitely doesn’t wait for Reno to go and make himself a coffee in the kitchen down the hall - a task which Rude is already a hundred percent aware takes a solid ten to fifteen minutes, because Reno likes to dawdle - and certainly doesn’t use that time to knock one of the rubber feet from the bottom of one of Reno’s chair legs - leaving the furnishing permanently wonky on one side… and most definitely does not change his computer settings so that the ‘@’ key on his keyboard delivers a comma instead.
That would be childish.
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- Part 1 of Sharp Suits & City Lights
Bookmarked by Shamble_Slowly
29 Sep 2025