Sheeprocrastinate



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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Antonia Virelli: world-class weaponization legend. Metal-bending menace. Nightmare fairy godmother of war tech—the kind that builds death machines for fun and catastrophic profit. Emphasis on fun.

    She walked into Ever’s sterile excuse of a lab to build the ultimate weapon. A mech-bound murder symphony.

    Not to emotionally spiral over the half-dead wreck on her table who just whispered her soulmark like a bad punchline.

    But fate’s an asshole, and now this glorified meat component of her prototype is arguing with her, bleeding all over her tools and actually have rights.

    She was going to amputate. Replace the limb with something sleek, titanium, and obscenely overpowered.

    Now she’s carefully preserving nerve clusters like a sentimental moron with feelings.

    She is not into him. Obviously.

    She just wants her future war crimes to have artistic integrity. God.

    AKA: I Came to Build the Ultimate Weapon, What Do You Mean This Spare Part is My Soulmate?

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    04 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Back from the dead he appears, with no memory, no sense of reason, the man is nothing but a dangerous enigma. And in that moment, you make an irreversible mistake. You lie.

    “The last thing I remember before blacking out was seeing your face, and a lot of pain.” He laughed dryly, letting the necklace fall back onto my chest. “So answer me. Who are you?”

    "I'm your wife."

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    23 May 2025

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    “The Emperor’s New Groove.”

    The barista, the young man who had asked about my favorite movie, blinked at my answer. So, I repeated it.

    “My favorite film is the Emperor’s New Groove. So can I get a latte now?”

    “Ah, sure!” He fumbled a bit while grabbing a medium sized cup. “Never heard of it. What’s it about?”

    “An emperor that gets turned into a llama.” I shrugged, nonchalant despite how odd I knew I sounded. “Though I’m a sucker for any movie that does the ‘how I got here’ trope. Full freeze frame record scratch shit like in Sunset Boulevard.”

    “What’s that one about…?”

    “Guy dies, narrates how he got dead. World within a world stuff happens.”

    The barista was fully weirded out now, and I had to resist laughing. Not that I could blame him. There were several things about this situation that were bizarre. First, the two movies that I had listed didn’t exist in this world. Second, I hadn’t existed in this world until yesterday. And third, this wasn’t the first time I’d been yeeted into a universe that had once only existed in the pages of a book or behind a phone screen.

    Yup, that’s me, a serial transmigrator. And this time, I’d ended up in Love and Deepspace.

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    03 May 2025

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    indulgent GET MC AND CALEB OUT OF THIS HELL fic!!

  4. Rec 31

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    An exploration of the consequences if Caleb gets off and you don’t.

    (You want to make Caleb feel good. He quadruples down on making you feel good.)
    (You try to give Caleb a blowjob. It doesn’t go exactly to plan.)

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    01 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ace mc ace mc ace mc ace mc ace mc!!!

  5. Rec 24

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    Miss Rafayelle has garnered notoriety for being a handful – infamous for going through maids like the morning paper with an astounding seven maiden prior to your employment.

    From the moment you were referred to as handmaiden, your mission had been clear: maintain your position for as long as possible.

    With seven predecessors having failed, becoming the eighth was not an option. This was the best paying position you had ever come across and it was a chance to give your family a life they deserved.

    or TLDR: the one where you're hired to be the handmaiden to the most annoying yet gorgeous princess on the planet.

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    17 Apr 2025