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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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04 Dec 2025
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Lucius Malfoy expected an evening of refinement, sophistication, and dignified conversation with his grandchildren. Instead, he is met with a horrifying revelation—his grandchildren are dating. And not just any dating… relationships that threaten the very foundation of Malfoy tradition.
As his aristocratic world crumbles before his eyes, chaos erupts. There are dramatic outbursts, exasperated sighs from Draco, barely concealed amusement from Narcissa, and an alarming amount of wine-drinking. With scandalous courtships and inevitable marriages on the horizon, Lucius faces his greatest challenge yet: surviving the Dating Years.
How will he navigate this disaster? Can he restore dignity to the Malfoy name? Or is he doomed to witness the fall of his legacy—one relationship at a time?
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- Part 2 of Bloodlines & Betrayal
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26 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy was prepared for many things—an arranged marriage, pureblood politics—until the Malfoy tapestry revealed he had twins with Hermione Granger. Cue scandal, Lucius Malfoy’s dramatic meltdown, and Draco scrambling to survive pure-blood chaos, toddler mischief, and an unexpected shot at love. Featuring: overprotective Narcissa, smug Blaise, and a very done Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of Bloodlines & Betrayal
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26 Nov 2025
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
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25 Nov 2025
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‘She could feel her orgasm building up, she was so close.
Until her phone rang.
Her phone on the side of the bed lit up with the picture of her and Ron on their wedding day as he called.
“Answer it” Draco demanded from beneath her.’
Secret relationship Dramione
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23 Nov 2025