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By chance, Y/N finds themselves drawn into a local bitty shop, where they decide to take a chance on a few unwanted souls in need of a fresh start. Will they help each other heal and discover the lives they've always longed for, or will everything fall apart, leaving only ash and dust in their wake?
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“i said don’t name me red, and ya’r response to dat was ta name me a specific color of red?”
“...Maybe”
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“thanks fur givin’ me a chance”
“Of course!”
“but…why? why ya wanna help me?”
“I don’t know”
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“if da cops get called, i don’t know ya”
“HA! That doesn’t happen! …often.”
“wah!?”
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“as long as i get ta pick wah to watch. i’m beginnin’ ta question yar taste in things”
“If this is about Princess-”
“ya better believe itz about princess!”
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“sweetheart ya mayo made a mistake, cause i’m gonna be makin’ ya play ketchup in no tyme”
“Oh? Do you think that because you’re bite-sized I’ll go easy on you? Fork no! I’ll be sure to leave you in a pickle!”
“sure, ya can pepper a few in here an der, but i’m top dog when it comes ta dishing out servings”- Language:
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24 Apr 2025
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As the Duke's delivery girl, you know just about everyone in the village. You know none as well as Lord Heisenberg. And after 'getting to know' him a bit too well, you find out you are pregnant. The person you trust the least becomes the one thing keeping you from Miranda's clutches.
Nine months. You only had to make it nine months.
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(This is a dark comedy with a splash of psychological horror.)- Language:
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13 Nov 2023