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  1. Public Bookmark 89

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    Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - formidable executive producer of British television's foremost motoring show, Full Throttle - has a problem. The broadcaster has his balls in a vice, and because of middling ratings for their second series, he must find a third presenter to join - and control - Potter and Black, the too-posh, too-chaotic presenters already in place. And he has to do it quick .

    Remus "Moony" Lupin - shy researcher on said motoring show - has thousands of problems, including but in no way limited to: a catastrophic hangover; the dodgy leg from his failed karting career; and the extremely unwanted resurgence of his worst childhood crush.

    Sirius "Padfoot" Black - charismatic presenter of said motoring show - has a motorbike, a sexy rockstar girlfriend, and absolutely no problems whatsoever. Until, one day, he does.

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    A Top Gear AU in which Remus is a disaster from the off, Sirius unravels at the seams, James grows a frontal lobe, and Lily has a secret. Throughout, there will be cars, catastrophes, and caravan conkers. And in the end, maybe- just maybe- they'll find something worth all of this bollocks.

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    26 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Wade and Logan stumble through building a life together (mostly by accident).

    They navigate it with about as much grace as one would expect.

     

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    “That was fast,” Wade observed carefully. “Find someone to stab?”

    He startled when a box was unceremoniously dumped onto the table in front of him.

    “What the fuck is this?” he asked, blinking up at Logan.

    “Open it,” the other man grunted, continuing to not make eye contact.

    Wade squinted at him suspiciously. “Why? Is it a bomb?”

    That made Logan finally look at him.

    “No,” he sneered. “Because I wouldn’t risk blowing up an entire building full of innocent people - not to mention our blind, elderly roommate - just because you pissed me off!”

    Wade stared at him.

    He said our roommate.

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    06 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    Logan can see the gears in Wade’s head turning, cogs whirring and clicking as he blinks down at Logan, grinning again full force and dazzling in the low light of the room, “Oh it’s fucking Christmas. Let’s make the yuletide fucking gay.”

    Wade grinds down his hips into Logan’s and rucks up the flannel he’s wearing and Logan flushes, “I’m not gay, dickhead. I’m bisexual.”

    Wade isn’t listening because he’s ducking his head under Logan’s shirt to bite and suck at his nipples - and grinding down on him like a horny teenager on prom night, “I just know there’s an over the pants mouth stuff joke in here somewhere, I’ve just gotta find it-”

    This is a gift for Ethan, who was kind enough to put together this entire Secret Santa for the Deadclaws Ficcord - I hope you like this one, bub.

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    30 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Logan, the gruff and solitary keeper of a coastal lighthouse, thought his quiet life was just fine—until an idiot in a bright red waterproof coat and yellow wellingtons came bounding into his world. Wade, a relentlessly enthusiastic marine biologist, has a passion for tide pools and an uncanny ability to talk about crabs like they’re the most fascinating creatures on the planet. Logan is sure Wade’s energy and optimism are ridiculous, but somehow, the man’s exuberance begins to chip away at his well-guarded walls.

    As the tides rise and fall, so do the barriers between them, and Logan starts to wonder if he had been lonely for too long...

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    30 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Logan grabs his second chance with both hands. Tries his best to remember how to be a person again. Tries to settle into a whole new universe, a whole new life. It's as hard as pulling teeth, and he might not deserve it, but Wade's there every step of the way to help him.
    His rapidly growing feelings for Wade can fuck right off. He's got work to do.

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    26 Dec 2024