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Twenty-three-year-old salesman Reigen Arataka makes his usual house call promoting one of their company's excellent (and might he add — very affordable) products and ends up accidentally convincing a decade-long shut-in that he's a psychic.
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Black Bramble by Kageyamas_Tiktok for ChodzacaParodia
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
06 Oct 2024
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When Zoro brings a thorn filled bush back to Thousand Sunny for the Cook, he does not expect things to go the way they do. For one, his plan of execution is faltered the moment he steps into the Shitty Cook’s domain, and honestly, everything kind of just crumbles from there.
The last thing Zoro expected was for Sanji to be so pleased and to find himself turning red and hot with nerves.
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Zoro buys Sanji a gift. Things go a little sideways when Sanji appreciates the gag gift instead of realizing it’s a meant to be a jab, but that’s okay because Zoro has always taken the scenic route to his end destination.His end destination, however, doesn’t seem to be Sanji’s ire after all.
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5 Times Zoro Tried to Woo Sanji, and the 1 Time It Actually Worked by smoljellybean
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
06 Feb 2023
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“I hate to admit it, but Franky does make Robin-chan happy…” Sanji’s voice trailed off as he stared at the couple longingly. “I wish someone were to love me like that.”
And as the swordsman’s eyes stayed trained on the cook, he knew what he wanted to do.
He wanted to make this man happy.—
Or, Zoro tries to court Sanji by using Franky and Robin as an example
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- Part 3 of From the WIPs Folder
- Part 1 of ZoSan Wedding
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23 Dec 2025
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I remember it too, now, that night — the wind tugging on my hair and coat, the wild reckless thud of my heart against my ribs, the dizzy abyss of the harbor stretching out so far below me in the night that it almost didn’t feel real. Malcolm’s voice in the darkness — “Tobias, step back”, a brusque eulogy for both people I thought I’d left behind long ago, and how much I’d rather fall than turn around and face either of them. And then the plunge.
Graves has a nightmare, T.F. helps; agreements are reached about swimming lessons.
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05 Apr 2025
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It's never been like this with anyone else. Hell, I know Malcolm is my partner and all, but there's more to it. More than sex, too.
"What crawled up your ass and died?"
I roll my eyes at him, smirking. He's perceptive. Got better with age.
"Your dick, usually."
He scoffs, but his grin is undeniable.
"That's low, even for you."
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