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Zoro continued squinting at him as he approached the kitchen counter, obviously unconvinced of Sanji’s true intentions. Sanji bit back the urge to say anything, reminding himself that he needed Zoro to be complacent if this little scheme of his was going to work. So instead of spitting out a few choice insults like he very much wanted to, Sanji instead slid a small bowl of the dark chocolate discs he’d found towards Zoro.
“Here,” Sanji said. “Try this.”
As predicted, Zoro scowled deeply—first at the chocolate, and then at Sanji. “Why the hell are you trying to feed me this shit, cook?” he demanded. “I already told you—chocolate is too damn sweet for me.”
“It’s not chocolate,” Sanji lied smoothly. “It’s cacao.”
Or, five times Sanji tricks Zoro into eating chocolate.
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14 Aug 2025
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Zoro hadn't planned on exchanging blow jobs with a drag queen when he had come out to the bar at Nami's behest, and yet he can't pretend he’s not enjoying it. It might be one of his better decisions actually.
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Zoro hooks up with a drag queen and the guy he hates on the soccer team starts acting weird. These two things are probably unrelated.
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08 Aug 2025
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A Kiss or Two (To Calm You Down) by ladyhoneydarlinglove
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 Jan 2025
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“You really think that just kissing is gonna make things… quiet down?” he said after a moment.
It was Sanji’s turn to sigh, and Zoro heard him take a long pull off his cigarette before he answered.
“I don’t know,” he said, voice uncharacteristically soft. “But would it kill you to fucking try?”
No. Zoro supposed it wouldn’t.
In the aftermath of Thriller Bark, Zoro is plagued by slow-healing injuries and a buzzing restlessness that he can't shake. Sanji, just wanting the idiot marimo to sit still and rest for five goddamn minutes, offers to help to take his mind off things.
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16 Jul 2025
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The Archeologist and The Swordsman by ladyhoneydarlinglove
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
20 Jun 2025
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The archeologist blinked at him, and then laughed; the noise was high-pitched and stilted, like she wasn’t used to doing it very often.
“No,” she said with a small smile. “Sadly, being an archeologist doesn’t pay the bills, so I have a day job too.”
She turned away, but then paused for a moment before casting a backwards glance at Zoro, her gaze suddenly sharp and calculating. “You know an awful lot about your swords,” she said, tone laced with a touch of curiosity. “Can I assume that includes how to use them?”
At that, Zoro couldn’t help but grin.
Roronoa Zoro leaves home at the age of fifteen in pursuit of of Dracule Mihawk so that he can duel him and claim the title of the World's Greatest Swordsman. But a string of bad luck instead leaves him stranded at a sketchy looking town called Whiskey Peak, where Zoro meets a mysterious woman who offers him a chance to pursue a slightly different path.
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25 Jun 2025
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Bite The Hand by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
24 Apr 2024
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Sanji's in a bind when he catches the attention of some rather sadistic enemies of the Strawhats. Forced to suffer the emotional fallout, he turns to Zoro for help.
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11 Apr 2025