SomeonePleaseHoldMe



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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    The transition to unlife certainly came with its own unique set of challenges, but somehow Barbara hadn't expected her sex life to be one of them. Unfortunately for her and Adam, it seems that arousal is a difficult feeling for the newly dead to summon up.

    Seeking a quick fix in the Handbook sounds like a great idea, right up until it backfires and the only one they can go to for assistance is Beetlejuice—who's all too eager to offer his help.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Ehehehe <3

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    After several near death experiences, Vanessa decides try new things and to go back to school. Wade doesn’t like or trust her lab partner.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Hehe yay

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Two idiots (Beetlejuice and Lydia) go to a McDonalds drive thru in the Netherworld. This is their story.

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    26 Aug 2025

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    Heh cute

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    Charles Deetz is now fairly certain there's a demon living in his woodpile.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    AAAAAHHH ALL MY BLORBOS ARE IN HERE AND THEYRE FANTASTIC 💕
    Top fave fics!

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    Beetlejuice joining the Maitland-Deetz household has been a big change for everyone. Adam and Barbara most of all, because... well. Having the demon around is making them realize some interesting things about themselves.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    EXACTLY what I was looking for <3