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    The owl appeared late at night and left just as suddenly, he recognised the handwriting immediately and ripped open the envelope.

     

    She is yours.
    If something happens to us, I want you to hide her. Name her Hermione, for she will have my last libation before I sleep and be the messenger of dreamers.
    Moony and Mary know.

     

    Three words. Three words that forever changed the course of the war.

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    Voldemort intended the object to be used by his most loyal follower in the event that his horcruxes were destroyed, but it ended up in Hermione’s possession instead.

    It sent her back to a time when he was much less the monster that she’d always known him to be. Nothing could have prepared her for the intelligence and charm of Tom Riddle.

    He isn’t who she thought he was.

    Hermione discovers that it’s a dark descent into the madness of the man she should hate, but can’t… a descent she will never emerge from.

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    20 Jun 2021

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    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: Today’s Meeting

    Granger –

    Attached is the dry-cleaning bill for the shirt you ruined when you threw your tea at it. I’m not sure if you noticed, but I happened to be wearing the shirt at the time. You are lucky it was cold. Pay the bill and I won’t sue you for assault.

    Regards,
    Thomas Marvolo Riddle
    CEO of Walpurgis Corporate

     

    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: re: Today’s Meeting

    Riddle –

    I did notice, because unlike you, I can identify when something is being inhabited, you forest-destroying monster.

    You do not require a dry cleaner to get herbal tea out of a shirt. The shirt was black, the tea was camomile, and you have no grounds on which to stand nor sue. Your company, however, WILL be exposed for the havoc it is wreaking upon our natural world.

    Sincerely,
    Hermione Jean Granger
    CEO of Not being a Twat

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    20 Jun 2021

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    Tom Riddle is Hogsmeade's sharpest forensic investigator by day and one of the most confounding serial killers HPD has ever gone up against by night. But when a new serial killer moves to town and starts to taunt 'Voldemort', Tom realizes his secret may be in danger.

    Detective Granger moves to Hogsmeade to lend her expertise towards the Voldemort and new mystery killer cases, catching Tom's eye almost immediately and providing a delightful distraction from things he really ought to be paying better attention to.

    But who shall he choose? The fit prodigal detective or his mysterious fellow predator?

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    30 Oct 2020