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    Boy, aka Harry Potter, is thirteen and finally hitting puberty. (Maybe he'll get a little taller this year, wont that would be fucking great.) His brothers are amused but still determined to help him find his story as a Proxy, with some gratuitous violence and plotting of course.

    And Wizards worry too much, who cares about a prison breakout when you could be modifying your broom? Or blowing up classrooms? With Harry ever oblivious to the trouble rising around him, it's up to Neville to keep him in one piece.

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    Things have gotten stranger and darker, so prepare yourselves for a wild ride.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Harry Potter survived his first year at Hogwarts, huzzah! Now Boy has to survive a summer at home with his brothers, before starting all over again with his second year of school.

    Mistakes are made, Snakes are insulted, Diaries are ruined. Huzzah?

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    26 Oct 2025

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    During an undercover task as a Muggle Prime Minister's secretarial team staff member, Harry Potter meets Mycroft Holmes, and they somehow slip into a brief, unspoken entanglement. Not quite a romance, not entirely nothing. Just something... The undercover job ends, and months pass. Then the man shows up at Grimmauld Place, looking exactly as Harry remembers: composed to the point of arrogance, with that ever-watchful gaze that misses absolutely nothing.

    “I’m living in a world of goldfish,” Mycroft says dryly. Then, as if on second thought, he looks at Harry and something flickers in his eyes. “But,” he adds, “you’re quite an interesting goldfish.”
    “Charming,” Harry says flatly. “So I’m more interesting than the average fish. That’s reassuring.”
    A faint smirk tugs at Mycroft’s lips. “Don’t be offended. Most of humanity barely qualifies as plankton.”

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    24 Oct 2025

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    What if Mycroft’s name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    AU. Extended version of Loves Death. Stranded in Middle Earth after the war Harry is content living a boring life in Bree. That is till a small company of hobbits arrive one night and turn everything upside down.

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    23 Oct 2025