18 Works by SouthernSmartAss
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Something Borrowed by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Apr 2019
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“What's wrong?” Momo asked, her stalwart maid of honor always right by her side. She was doing up Kyouka's dress, her careful hands looping threads over buttons and tying them tight, but she paused and looked over Kyouka's shoulder, her eyes looking for Kyouka's in the mirror.
“It's just not what I expected, I guess.”
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Watch My Heart Burn by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Apr 2019
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“Even if we were, he is - was - the hero who saved Japan. They'd do whatever he wanted.”
“He was an idiot,” Katsuki said, silencing the group with four simple words. The fire crackled in front of him, ready to burn away the last remaining vestiges of him.
Not all unrequited love has the chance to be requited.
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This Mess Is Mine by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Jan 2019
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The sun was warm above, heating him like a freshly laundered blanket, but not so hot that he felt sweaty. Distantly, but so close to him at the same time, he heard Eijirou humming, his dulcet tones filling Katsuki’s world with music.
And a solid weight rested on his chest.
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TonKatsu by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss) for cutiekirishima
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Nov 2018
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Eijirou felt the steady rumble of the train in his bones, easing his tense and sore muscles and quickly whisking him away to slumber.
Who knew a day trip to Kamakura would be so exhausting?
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Number One by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss) for Ellieb3an
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Apr 2018
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Eijirou woke up to getting hit in the face with a phone.
This, admittedly, was not usually how he woke up. He hardened his skin, his eyes shot open, and he pulled his arms up to defend himself, but then there were large - familiar - hands stroking his arms and a soothing voice in his ear. After a second, he managed to drop his defenses and when his panic finally resided, he was able to recognize the shock of blond hair and handsome face hovering above his.
“What the fuck?” He rasped, his voice still thick with sleep despite his rude awakening. Katsuki chuckled, partly apologetic but mostly amused.
“Sorry,” He said, pressing a kiss to Eijirou’s temple before crawling onto the bed and throwing a leg over his waist, settling on top of the redhead’s stomach. “That wasn’t exactly how I planned this to go.”
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Just Not As Kind On The Eyes by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss) for bakukat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Apr 2018
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Katsuki’s eyes darted back up to his, and god, he was so close. The setting sun saturated him in color, pulling out his golden brown tan and the ruby in his hair. The rays of light were hitting his eyes just right, making them look like they were shining from within, each facet a different and beautiful shade. He was dripping in color, in good looks, in all of those metaphors that he didn’t know and couldn’t think of, and he was drowning, drowning in his wide open expression and beauty and fuck, Katsuki had never felt this way before.
Something he thought Katsuki would like? Well, there was only one thing he could think of right now that he wanted.
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The Boyfriend's Shirt by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Mar 2018
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“Jirou! What’s up?”
“I need you to get Bakugou to put his shirt on.”
“Um,” Eijirou blinked, mind momentarily derailed by the mental image that flashed in his head. “Why is his shirt off?”
“No, I mean,” She made a frustrated noise and crossed her arms, the disapproving look on her face telling Eijirou that he may have not been subtle about where his mind had gone. “His band shirt. He won’t put it on.”
“Well,” Eijirou shifted the boxes in his hands, glancing over to where the other techies were trying to finish set up. “Can it wait a second?”
“Kirishima, please, ” She begged, taking a step closer towards him and clasping her hands together. “I have to calm down Momo and Kaminari, can you please just get your boyfriend to wear the stupid shirt?”
Kirishima knew he had other responsibilities, but how could he say no to the desperation in Jirou’s eyes? And, honestly, he had experience trying to juggle both Kaminari and Bakugou and it was just never a very fun experience. With a sigh, he placed the boxes he was holding on the floor, carefully pushing them out of the path, and then looked back up at Jirou, hands on his hips.
“Where is he?”
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Show Me Your Teeth by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss) for shizuumi151
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Mar 2018
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“Did you drink today?” Katsuki asked, his voice low. Hopefully if anyone overheard them they’d just think that Kirishima had a particularly rampant drinking problem instead of going straight to ‘oh hell that’s a vampire’. At his voice, Kirishima turned his head away from the light, and Katsuki almost regretted asking. It was an important question though, so he wasn’t going to be too upset about it.
Kirishima meaningfully glanced at Bakugou’s wrist and dragged his eyes up his arm, supposedly tracing the vein, and settling on his neck for a moment before flicking his gaze back to Katsuki’s eyes and smiling cheekily.
“Are you offering?”
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Electric Love by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Mar 2018
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"just them being awkward vulnerable teenagers who maybe wanna kiss whether they do or not is entirely up to you lol
honestly I'm just desperate for decent content of them"**
His eyes darted up to hers, catching her staring. She reflexively tensed, still hitting the notes but falling out of rhythm for maybe half a beat, the lyrics clinging to her lips for a second longer than they should. It was something most people wouldn’t notice, but she could see Bakugou glaring at her from over the rim of his drums.
And Kaminari - he noticed. His lips tugged into a smile and then there he was, grinning soft and sweet at her before he went back to his guitar.
Her fingers stuttered again; this time, it was for more than a couple beats.
“What the fuck,” Bakugou growled.
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Boy Problems by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Mar 2018
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“Are you okay, Kirishima?” Amajiki was asking when Mirio tuned back into the conversation. He picked at his takoyaki, and Mirio could tell he was nervous. Well, Amajiki was always nervous, but right now he seemed to be extra nervous. Was it because of Kirishima being here? He usually didn’t mind the kid.
Speaking of, the kid looked up from where he was picking at his own lunch and he blushed so brilliantly that his face was hard to tell from his hair. It was kind of fascinating.
“I’m fine! Just - thinking,” He said, averting his gaze. Well, it wasn’t difficult for Mirio to tell when someone was being nervous and avoidant at this point. He ate some more of his lunch contemplatively before announcing cheerily -
“Boy problems.” He had been kind of joking - well, more like projecting - since he didn’t even know if Kirishima was attracted to men, but at the sharp, stunned look that the first-year sent him he realized that maybe he had also just started to realize what that looked like now.
“Mirio, what do you mean?” Amajiki asked at the same time that Kirishima asked, ”How did you know?”
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Aggressive Affection by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Mar 2018
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Eijirou didn’t really know if what he was doing right now could be considered heroic or manly, but there he was, hiding in his room, the only sounds breaking the still silence being his pitiful sniffling. He hadn’t cried, but he had wanted to, and the unshed tears still ached in his chest. He was just being so stupid about this; his problem today didn’t deserve his tears.
So what if some girl liked Bakugou?
It wasn’t like Bakugou would like her back . . . right?
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In The Setting Sun by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss) for godzawa
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Feb 2018
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At some point, Bakugou had given up trying to actually style it and was just running his hands through the ruby strands. They were soft, softer than Bakugou felt like they had any right to be. Kirishima regularly bleached, dyed, and styled it with obnoxious extra strength gel and yet it felt like Bakugou was running his fingers through fucking clouds.
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Hard To Find, Lucky To Have by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Feb 2018
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“Hey, Bakugou, I have a question,” Kaminari said, and Bakugou snarled at him in response.
“What the fuck do you want?” Bakugou asked, prepared for some sort of inane question that would push him over the edge. Aizawa would be pissed if he got into another fight before his house arrest was even over, but maybe if he just repeated whatever bullshit that Kaminari said to him he’d understand.
“You’ve got to answer with complete hones-tea,” Kaminari said, stressing the last syllable and tapping on the mug like he thought that Bakugou wouldn't get it. The pun caught him off guard, confusion momentarily replacing his anger.
“What -”
“Do you think I have any integri-tea?” Kaminari asked, and his voice would almost sound earnest if it wasn't for the emphasized syllable. The back of Bakugou's throat itched, and he forced his face into a scowl. “Or how about modes-tea?”
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At This Moment, You Mean Everything by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Feb 2018
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“Why the fuck do I have to wear a tie? It's my fucking wedding,” Bakugou snarled, strangling the material. He tossed it in the corner, twice as pissed because he wasn’t going to be able to get it smooth again and was going to have to use one of the fucking spares and god this was all bullshit.
“Because your mother would kill you if you didn’t wear a tie,” Kaminari pointed out and he hated it when that dumb fucker had a point.
“Fuck,” He snarled and held his hand out towards him. He handed Bakugou a new tie, smart enough to not comment on it. He took a deep breath and counted to ten in his head before he tried tying the tie again, slowly.
(Or: Bakugou and Kirishima get ready for their Wedding, with all of the fun that comes with that)
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Talk Too Much by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Feb 2018
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“You talk too fucking much - I’ve also been your best fucking friend for years, chill the fuck out,” Bakugou said. He grabbed another piece of bread, glancing at Kirishima from under his eyelashes. “Also, I fucking agreed to this didn’t I? Clearly I like you too, you dumbass.”
Kirishima managed to swallow down the bread, and then he grinned widely at Bakugou. “You like me?”
“God, you are a dumbass,” Bakugou said, snorting again. “Fucking obviously I like you.”
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I'll Be As Honest As You Let Me by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Feb 2018
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Bakugou had spent a lot of time with fireworks. He felt akin to them, almost. He too exploded, and it was hard not to be fond of shit as cool as fireworks. He tended to like the firecrackers, the ones that were more about the boom than the flash, but Kirishima was a visual person; he liked colors, and a lot of them, so Bakugou had used all of his experience with fireworks to setup the best show that he could.
(It's Kirishima's birthday, and Bakugou has a surprise for him.)
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As The Cherry Blossoms Fall by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Feb 2018
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"I would totally die if you wrote a fic where kiribaku get married as soon as they can legally. like its in the middle of their third year but they know that there is no else. And Baku totally purposes, maybe they elope idk."
- Anon
(In which Bakugou contemplates about what he wants to do next after graduation.)
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I've Been Wishing On You by QuirklessWonder (SouthernSmartAss)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Feb 2018
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“I have an idea!” Kirishima said, the bed springs creaking just a little bit when he stood. Bakugou still kept his eyes averted, but his body was turned towards Kirishima and he hoped the redhead understood that meant that he was listening.
Then, suddenly, Kirishima was inches from his face and dear god why didn’t he understand that Bakugou needed space? “Why don’t you teach me how to dance?”