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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    There was something to be said about how sad it was to be in your thirties, single, and spending your Friday nights talking to a stranger on the internet that you paid for naked videos of themselves.

    But Ryland Grace was in far too deep to care.


    There was something to be said about how sad it was to be a convicted felon, single, and spending your Friday nights making content for strangers on the internet who paid to see you naked.

    But Simon Edenson had nothing left to lose.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    <.<

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Cat owner Grace x Dog owner Simon who happen to be neighbors!

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    14 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 90

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    Simon had been working at the middle school for barely two months, and somehow, everyone already knew who he was.
    The students knew him as the new metals teacher with one arm who could somehow demonstrate every project better than they could. The faculty knew him as competent, punctual, and impossible to read. The boys' wrestling team knew him as the coach who had accidentally embarrassed their own coach during a demonstration match.

    And the girls' wrestling team? The girls' wrestling team seemed to know everything. Or at least they acted like they did.

    "Coach Simon, do you know Dr. Grace?"

    How could Simon NOT know who Dr. Grace was?

     

    -OR-

     

    A teacher AU.

    NOW COMING OUT WITH A PART TWO SOMETIME IN AUGUST

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    14 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    While grabbing a late-night snack of me-jerky and water from the kitchen, Grace hears the sound of footsteps that are not his own, nor that of any Eridian he knows.

    There is something inside his home.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Hmm

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    "There's no need to negotiate for your safety, Doctor Grace," Stratt says carefully. "I can assure you, after saving the world, you will be looked after."

    "Um, no," he says, shaking his head. "I'm not negotiating for my safety." He steps aside. “I’m negotiating for theirs.”

    They step into the light of the open doorway; Simon squinting hard against the vivid sun with his hand raised to shield his eyes, and Rocky, who chirps a casual "Hello, humans!" with a wave.

    There’s a gasp; someone takes a step backward; one of the military personnel raises their rifle slightly before Stratt makes a sharp gesture for them to stand down.

    Grace doesn’t have eyes for them - he only looks at Stratt.

    And he decides, then and there, to replace the image of Stratt’s face sending him to his death, full of remorse and sadness, with the one in front of him: utter, complete disbelief.

    Grace thinks he'll treasure it forever.

    or: rocky and grace (+simon) go to earth instead of erid

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    12 Jul 2026

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