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In 1998, Lord Voldemort captured Harry Potter, won the war against the Muggles, and transformed Great Britain into Britannia Magica. Given the choice between rotting in a cell forever and joining him, Harry surrendered and took the Mark.
Five years later, Harry lives captive in Malfoy Manor while the war with Europe rages on. He kills his time by pacing the gardens, smoking with Draco Malfoy, and occasionally indulging in harder substances.
Life changes again when Voldemort discovers a ritual that could potentially transfer Harry's magic to another wizard. To test this ritual, he gives Harry to Severus Snape.
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Severus moved to the bed. What a hero, he thought, staring down at the boy. The Chosen One, the Boy who Lived.
Such crap. He was a child, even at twenty-three.
A stupid, wretched, shamefully daft, monumentally unlucky child.
“Lie down,” Severus told him.
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This story is heavily inspired by the scarcely documented opioid crisis in Germany’s nazi party. Multiple characters are high-functioning laudanum and/or morphine addicts.Bookmarked by Spiffybutthole
24 Sep 2026
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Harry and Severus have survived Voldemort, Dumbledore, the Ministry, public scandal, several disasters, and each other.
Now comes the truly unreasonable part: building a life.
A collection of vignettes following their life after The World We Knew, from 1999 to 2016.
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- Part 2 of TWWK
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12 Sep 2026
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When a Death Eater raid kills the Dursleys, the Ministry decides Harry needs a responsible guardian.
He gets a husband instead.
Now trapped in a political marriage, Harry and Severus must learn to coexist as the world outside falls deeper into darkness.[Revision ongoing until approx November. 149/243]
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- Part 1 of TWWK
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01 Sep 2026
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Harry haven’t finished packing. It had just seemed too good to be true, when he’d read Dumbledore’s letter, the prospect of leaving Privet Drive again after merely a fortnight!
Of course, he didn’t know what this safe house would be like, and with whom he’d share it, if anyone, maybe it would turn out to be even worse than staying with the Dursleys, although he’d sincerely doubted it. Still, he hadn’t been able to entirely shrug off the feeling that something was going to go wrong – whether it’d be that his reply to Dumbledore’s letter would somehow go astray, or this Professor be held up and unable to come, or worse still: the whole thing might even be a trap.
AU:HBP - Dumbledore does send Harry a letter telling him that he'll be leaving Privet Drive early, however it isn't Dumbledore who will show up and it isn't The Burrow that Harry will spend the remainder of his summer...
And as this fic has really taken me for a ride, this will continue into DH as well (not Epilogue compliant!)
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- Part 1 of A hundred and forty-two
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03 Jul 2026
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Sultry Smoke and Broken Mirrors by PeppermintOil (PreciousLadyAthena), PreciousLadyAthena
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2024
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Snape was always calling Harry a brat. Harry decided to live up to the name. It made about as much sense as anything else in his stupid, pointless, post-war life.
Or, Harry Potter is desperate for some consistent rules with consistent punishments for breaking them.
Severus Snape reluctantly obliges.
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14 Sep 2024