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Locus had a chance to make things right. He had a new purpose. It felt… different, than how work went with Felix. This was closer, more friendly, less dangerous and less worrisome. Almost all of these people were very stupid, but… there was a charm to them. An undeniable charm, some more charming to him than others.
And there was one of them, the medic, that somehow wormed himself in Locus’ chest.
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“Jesus christ, are we really gonna be crawling on our bellies until we’re out of here?”
Doc pauses at that, and the mental image makes him smile.
“Yeah, like penguins!”
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I have no idea to put for a summary here. There's snow, a frozen river, and dumb situations.
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She finally had him, bound to the operating table with steel cuffs around his wrists and ankles, a gag in his mouth. It seemed like overkill to immobilize a guy that didn’t seem to have a violent bone in his body, but as proven earlier, appearances can deceive. It’s rare that any doctor encounters a patient (willing or not) with dissociative identity disorder, and she is not going to waste this opportunity that has been granted to her.
She’s always wanted to try electroconvulsive therapy.
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- Part 1 of Bottom Doctober (2024)
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Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 May 2022
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It hasn't been long, since then. A drunk walk home brings back too recent memories of a mission failed, lives lost... someone who is missed.
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Your name on my lips, My heart in your hands by Anonymous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Nov 2025
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Their paths weren't supposed to cross in that moment. But it did. Oh, how it did. With the moon as the witness, the storm born from the butterfly's wings was enough to change their fates into something entirely different.
Or: Flins falls into Khaenri'ah during his travels and meets an assassin working under the Vinster King
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03 Nov 2025
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Little Bird and the Blood Tide by Linnia
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
11 Nov 2025
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Captain Draven Horne, the Blood Tide, is obsessed with building his legend. Intent on achieving admiralty or above, he sets his sights on Gehrman Sparrow. The man who slays the famed bounty hunter will reap untold acclaim.
With Gehrman in his clutches, plans change when he makes a shocking discovery: famed bounty hunter Gehrman Sparrow is an unclaimed male omega!
Why be the man who killed Gehrman Sparrow when he can be the man who owns him?
When Mr. World sends a distress call through the Tarot Club, Mr. Hanged Man is the first to answer.
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28 Oct 2025
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【LoTM】Gift of Salvation by NimMuramisan
Fandom: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
25 Oct 2025
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26 Oct 2025
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Cat & Canary(s) by kiwiandmint, mangogreent
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
05 Oct 2025
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From cold eyes to soft browns in the crimson light.
The air of ruthlessness and lunacy to the one of a scholar.
A solemn, stoic expression to an unfamiliar yet familiar smile.
Looking at the young man with a gentle bookish air, Danitz cannot help but recall his Captain: beautiful, smart, capable, and able to step over him—
Or: Gehrman Sparrow's true identity is something neither Anderson nor Danitz could have ever expected.
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19 Oct 2025
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【蒙克】女神在廷根时期莽一点会导致蒙克结婚吗？ by Moyaozi
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
23 Mar 2022
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*全标题与梗概：如果当初女神莽一点，没有取走幕布而是暂时时封印在贝克兰德，同时在廷根就公开了克莱恩神眷者的身份，会引发蝴蝶效应，导致两位诡秘之主的候选人结婚吗
*无脑爽文，不包含任何天尊梦境，看个乐子就完事了，大概三到五章完结（
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08 Oct 2025