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  1. Rec 21

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    Mobius is passionate, and he’s exciting, and he’s apparently the exact type of every Ohioan woman over the age of 45.

    And he’s so unaware of it. So clueless.

    Loki, however, is not.

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    23 Feb 2024

  2. Rec 32

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    Afterlife passports are for dead humans… but shortly after averting the Apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves in possession of afterlife passports with their own names inside. Aziraphale interprets this as an invitation to take the Grand Tour of Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven, with an opportunity to make things right with the Almighty at the end. Crowley just wants a nap.

    Features all nine levels of Hell and all the deadly sins, plenty of demonic bureaucracy, Eric the Disposable Demon, an unpleasant tour boat that is definitely Crowley’s fault, consequences for poor punctuation, some large explosions, and a literal boatload of dead humans wondering why their tour group got stuck with the angel/demon odd couple.

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    16 Aug 2023

  3. Rec *

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    "But it wasn’t right. He wasn’t right. There was no glimmer of subtle recognition in his eyes, none of the confidence that came with having knowledge about Loki that he himself did not have yet; no use of inflections that could disarm him from the get-go, no recollection of the god whose life he had studied for his entire life at the TVA.
    And yet, he was right, in ways. The warmth of his eyes, the gentle timbre of his voice. The lack of judgement, the curiosity- it was all still Mobius.
    Just not his Mobius."
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    A Lokius fix-it canon continuation to fill the void. My take on season 2.

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    26 Nov 2023

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    AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…

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    17 Dec 2023

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    “Come on. I’m terrible with this.”

    Mobius waves the dagger around wildly as if to prove his point.

    “That’s why you need to practice.” Loki steps forward, ducking under the swinging arc of the dagger, to adjust Mobius’s grip on the hilt. “Stop holding it like a toddler.”

    “You give knives to toddlers!?”

    “It’s a dagger and I got my first one when I was two and a half.”

    “Yeah, and your upbringing is the standard by which all should be measured.”

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    Loki commits to teaching Mobius self-defense and gets a little more than he bargained for. (An alternate take on S2:E2 just for fun.)

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    06 Jan 2024