SuperSecretAltAccount
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- Video Blogging RPF (2)
- Banana Bus Squad (2)
- SMPLive (2)
- Rick and Morty (2)
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maybe I just want to breathe (maybe I just don't believe) by SuperSecretAltAccount
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
29 Jan 2024
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Sometimes he wishes he'd never left, that they'd just stayed a shitty punk band with a side gig fighting oppressive intergalactic governments together.
That he hadn't ever opened his mouth and instead just swallowed his feelings whole.
Probably would've been a lot easier than trying to swallow them now that they had time to fester and grow. In the figurative and literal sense.
Rick contracts a strange alien disease that will kill him if he doesn't find a way to get over his feelings for Birdperson.
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"Are you seriously still putting on an act? There's no one here but us, bro!"
"Oh sure, let me just let my guard down and spill all my deepest insecurities to a sociopathic asshole so you can kill me when I'm most vulnerable, probably because you take some perverse kind of pleasure in it. Eat my ass!"
"A sociopathic asshole that is literally you. It's fucking hilarious how you can't even be honest with yourself. God, you're pathetic."
Rick Prime kidnaps C-137 for an impromptu therapy session.
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And I Can't Help But Worry I'm Making the Wrong Call by SuperSecretAltAccount
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, SMPLive
29 Aug 2019
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Just a quick drabble about our favorite internet businessman overworking himself and needing a break irl aka what he literally just tweeted today.
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The one where Schlatt almost fucking dies by SuperSecretAltAccount
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, SMPLive
22 Aug 2019
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"Schlatt, are you good?" Fitz questions again, and Schlatt thinks he finally has his bearings enough to give an actual response.
For a single moment, the bit is forgotten entirely and he answers honestly. "I actually... I was actually choking."
A novelisation of the ending to the 3rd tekkit vod, in which schlatt actually almost fucking died.
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The guys go to the beach, and much to Smitty's dismay he somehow ends up in the water.
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Jean Vicquemare is trying his hardest to have an awful time, but things keep getting obnoxiously metaphysical.
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14 Dec 2025
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simone has a problem and can't be in her booth.
smitty's an amazing friend.
and a pretty stranger tries his hardest to earn himself a free smooch, with a handful of corny lines and a wink of his pretty eyes.Bookmarked by SuperSecretAltAccount
25 Jul 2019
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Smitty and John have been friends for years, always there for each other in ways no one else has been. Smitty, however, has kept quiet that he's been terrifyingly in love with John for longer than he can stand. After curling himself himself into a nervous ball of doubt all these years, today, he decides to speak up.
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22 Jul 2019
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John and Smitty are childhood friends and this is how they fall in love in ten snapshots
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14 Jul 2019
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Living Life on the Wild Side by starrywolf101
Fandoms: Banana Bus Squad, Video Blogging RPF
25 Sep 2018
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Smii7y decided that the best course of action for their meet-up was to record an Animal Documentary of his friends.
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27 Jun 2019