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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    When Severus Snape overhears Hermione griping about all of her ex-lovers attending the memorial ball, he makes her an offer... Fake a relationship for the evening, fool their admirers, walk away clean. It's just one night of performance. What could possibly go wrong?

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    25 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Snape finds himself manning the till in the back room of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. Hermione comes in to shop and as usual, she is full of questions.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    A fertility crisis. A ticking clock. A desperate Minister seeking creative solutions before the Wizengamot forces through a Marriage Law.
    When standard fertility treatments fail to address the post-war population crisis, Professors Granger and Snape must explore… alternative methodologies.

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    What happens when you give two lonely overachievers an impossible deadline and tell them the fate of the wizarding world depends on their ability to get extremely thorough about procreation.

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    08 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    A marriage held together by concessions. A fetish that demands a witness. An arrangement meant to be purely physical.

    Hermione chooses Severus Snape, knowing that nothing will remain intact in the aftermath—least of all herself.

    Some games admit no spectators. And some invitations are meant to be accepted in silence.

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    04 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Some things are better left in the past. Buried beneath guilt and shame, hidden from the world. Severus was not ready to face his indiscretions—not ready to face Miss Granger, who seemed unbothered by their reunion.

    Now, haunted by his memories, Severus is determined to unravel the mystery of exactly what Granger can’t seem to remember

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    30 Jan 2026