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  1. Rec 2

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    “Save it, detective,” he said. “I’m keenly fucking aware she deserves a fuck of a lot better than me. She also deserves a fuck of a lot better than you, too.”

    Mertens opened his mouth, as if to object, but then he closed it, heaving a sigh and glancing over at the bar again, where she was now talking to Ilya.

    “Yes,” he said quietly. “I know. Believe me, I know.” He shook his head and continued down the steps, moving to his usual table by the wall without another word.

    Peter watched him for a moment, frowning. He hadn’t actually expected the bastard to agree with him on that.
     

    Peter Wagner and Hugo Mertens have a lot more in common than they'd like to admit. Their respective feelings for the bartender are merely at the top of that list... and now they're finally starting to figure that out.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    “We have a…situation,” she explains cautiously, gesturing toward the still-closed door. “We found a group of children.”

    “Children?” Robert echoes. “Have you notified the parents?”

    “Yeah…” Her nose wrinkles into a worried expression he’s never seen on her face before. It’s as if she’s trying to find a way to tactfully work around what she’s going to say next, which Robert takes as a bad sign for worse news.

    Oh, yeah. Now, he’s genuinely worried.

    “...And?”

    “Well…” Mandy says slowly. She hesitates, as if picking several different ways to phrase the unthinkable before settling with: “They, uh. They named you.”

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    In which the multiverse has a little hiccup, which results in Robert Robertson having to take care of his children from alternate lives and send them home.

    This will be easy. Right? Right...

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    05 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 6

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    It's Dee and Ryou's tenth anniversary, and Ryou takes them to a lakeside cabin. The past follows them there.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Getting off in your boss's mecha is definitely against company policy.

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    29 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 36

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    A tired SDN dispatcher supplements her income (and entertains herself) working the anonymous blowjob booth at a grimy video store, where she secretly counts time between her favourite regular's visits. Another tired SDN dispatcher is her favourite regular.

    Then there’s your favourite, and the joke’s on you: it’s Vanilla. He’s pretty, at least the inches you get to see. Pinkish tip, lovely soft slit that makes you wish there was no scented rubber between you, veins that can’t decide whether they’re blue or green, but more importantly, they swell deliciously under your tongue and make him fun to suck. He plays with his balls a lot and does not shut up for a second. Makes you laugh, cringe, reconsider, then finger yourself while you’re at it because his voice would probably convince you to do anything.

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    25 Mar 2026