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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    Due to the incident on the ice rink, Shane falls into a coma, leaving a devastated Ilya hoping that his beloved will one day return. Shane wakes up and is shocked by disturbing news.

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    09 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Ilya followed. Of course he followed. He'd been following Shane Hollander for years. Across rinks, across borders, across every line he'd ever drawn for himself. And he wasn't going to stop now because of an elevator and a silence and two words he wished he could swallow back down.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Shane shows up to the locker room before a game with very visible evidence of a productive evening.

    The Montreal Metros have questions.

    Ilya has complaints.

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    07 Mar 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    SCOUTING REPORT - PIKE CHILDREN (ages 2-5)
    Threat Level: Catastrophic
    Projected Outcome: Emotional devastation

    Shane Hollander shows up to babysit like it's Game 7.
    He has a binder. He has a strategy. He has run simulations.
    Ilya is no help. Ilya is asleep on a donut.
    Hayden Pike has made a terrible mistake.

    (Or: Shane and Ilya babysit the Pike kids. It goes about as well as you'd expect.)

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    07 Mar 2026

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    ”Shane Hollander of the Montreal Metros has been accused of homophobia after making an insensitive joke regarding gay marriage. This is especially hurtful due to its timing — following a shutout game against the New York Admirals, where Captain Scott Hunter resides as the only openly gay player in the MLH. Our insider source confirms this is not the first time Hollander has expressed his negative opinion on the LGBT+ community.
    Our team has reached out to Hollander’s representative staff and is awaiting a response.”

     
    Or: Five times Hollanov tries to come out only for nobody to believe them, and one time it sticks.

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    06 Mar 2026

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