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Challenge Complete! How Did We Get Here? by ThatOnePervert
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2026
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"I hope taking some time off didn't break you down too bad, Prime" -Megatron said before he even slithered out of the thick forest, his voice rumbling through the woods.
"I tried my best" -could be heard from the other side, but all sounds halted after Megatron stepped out of the bushes, to an unexpected view.
Almost right on their usual pile of leaves, that they gathered for the sake of bedding, was a slightly neater pile of branches, which, upon further inspection, turned out to be a neatly arranged nest, with some of the leaves, moss, and a thin layer of cut and dried plants decorated and placed by taste.
Rummaging around the back end, Optimus looked up from his work when the silence got too loud, sitting up in the middle of it, pulling neck and tail close in a nervous stance, looking at Megatron's' surprised face.
"I can... elaborate?" -the Prime awkwardly spit out, watching the silver dragon inspect the nest, carefully circling the little dwelling made of sticks.
He seemed slightly less put off after sensing the scent of his mate all around the nest, refocusing his attention to the red dragon.
"You wanna try to?" -he growled, neutrally, staring at Optimus, irking him to go on.
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Me and my Brothers(and our Big Sister) by ThatOnePervert
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
06 Sep 2025
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„-I guess they do act a lot like us sometimes.” he scoffed „-But if this is really what you had to deal with everyday, i dont think i can begin to even fathom how you did it.”
Bee said, playing exhaustion with a hand gesture. The two of them laughed, but before it could settle back into an idle quiet with only the sound of the kids to be heard, Dot, who was standing by within an earshot of the conversation, spoke up.
„-Hold on guys, i think i missed something. Bee is your-?” she leaned her head in a questioning matter, gesturing at the two of them, expectantly looking at Optimus.
„-If im understanding correctly you’re implying we share something similar to your Earthly concept of a family, am i not? Well the answer is no. And yes.”
Optimus exclaimed with the confidence of someone who was making sense to his converstation partners. However after multiple dumbfounded silent seconds, he finally elaborated.
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When You Find Out Your Boyfriend Has a Huge Dick by ThatOnePervert
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
09 May 2023
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On one of the rare occasions that they get to sleep in a bed, Wolfwood wakes up before Vash and makes a noteworthy discovery.
Wolfwood is just a very sexualy repressed virgin itching to get dick in this one because you cant tell me tristamp Wolfwood gets pussy. Hes also a self insert because otherwise i cant express the things i wanna do to this man, amen.
Also if you get mad the blowjob is not textbook accurate im sending you to the shadow realm, i am not here to give sex education, im here to write porn
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Top News: Legendary outlaw gets fucked stupid by ThatOnePervert
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
03 Mar 2023
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Vash and Wolfwood goes out to drink, fruity things happen, hes fucked against a wall, and Wolfwood teases him about it.
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How to (not) get your werewolf boyfriend back from the forest by ThatOnePervert
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Aug 2022
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Eddie and the kids spends the day with the kids playing DnD until it gets late and he realizes he may have forgot something.
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Eddie goes to look his were-boyfriend at 1 am and brings home a large beat up puppy
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- Part 1 of Were Steve Shenaningans
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just Fontaine higher-ups celebrating the Duke's birthday with fluff and friendship.
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21 Dec 2023
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Neuvillette knows little of what it means to be a dragon; he has spent his entire life among the people of Fontaine. Everything he does know about dragons, he has uncovered himself through trial and error and the occasional bit of obscure research. But this, at least, he recognizes.
Mating instincts.
By protecting him, the duke is behaving like a dragon seeking a mate, and that has triggered Neuvillette’s own instincts to judge the duke’s adequacy.
When Wriothesley begins acting like a dragon courting his mate, Neuvillette finds himself torn between duty and desire.
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- Part 1 of The Care and Keeping of Dragons
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03 Dec 2023
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Chongyun is forced to leave Liyue and Xingqiu to complete his exorcism training. Six years later, he returns, but not everything is as he expected it to be.
Bookmarked by ThatOnePervert
05 Oct 2021
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Series of smutty one-shots or two-shots based on a certain kink or prompt, inspired by 100 Kink Challenge by peach_n_creamm
MAJOR SHIPS: Zhongli/Childe 🔶💧, Xiao/Aether 👹☀️, Diluc/Kaeya 🔥❄️
MINOR SHIPS: Beidou/Ningguang, Jean/Lisa, Ayato/Thoma, Alhaitham/Kaveh, Arlecchino/Furina, Wriothesley/Neuvillette, Varka/Flins
Disclaimers: First, please read the tags and all the necessary warnings that may be mentioned at the start of every chapter before proceeding for your own good. These are purely smut-based, some of these are simply mindless sex, others have more depth and emotion, and characters may also get v e r y OOC. If you are uncomfortable with some of the ships or prompts, you can consult the ultimate list and avoid 'em completely. Rest assured, this book *hopefully* won't shove anything you don't like down your throat! Please consult the ultimate list for more disclaimers.
Enjoy reading, but remember to take it slow. One smut at a time.
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Bookmarked by ThatOnePervert
27 May 2021
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Albedo is the type everyone likes, attractive, smart, and kind, if a bit reclusive. It's no surprise when Diluc takes a liking to the cute Captain. But there's one major obstacle for him to consider, and it's in the form of his jealous lover, whose deadly charm could seduce the devil himself. And now, he's set his sights on Albedo, and a revenge plot is brewing.
Bookmarked by ThatOnePervert
06 Mar 2021