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    Hayden Pike found out who Boston Lily was through a mishap of his own making, in Boston, 2014.

    Cliff Marlow figured out the truth behind Montreal Jane through the power of friendship and vodka, in Montreal, 2015.

    In 2017, they found themselves working together to cover for the Most Obvious Secret in NHL, while Boston Raiders and Montreal Metros were trapped together during a snowstorm.

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    04 May 2026

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    In which I put Hollanov into SituationsTM as if they were living in a procedural TV show land like Criminal Minds, The Rookie, Castle or Bones. Where, yes, hockey players attract a lot of trouble and then sort of end up solving crimes to save each other’s lives.

    ✨ Long live the power of looooooove and crazy shenanigans ✨

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    04 May 2026

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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    04 May 2026

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    It was then that he saw them first, trapped behind a grainy screen, and, really, he should have known. Every previous compulsion would pale in comparison, as earthly pleasures tend to do when juxtaposed with the divine. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. They were going to be his big whoopsie, the heaven at the end of a road paved with the best intentions.

    So yes - had Captain Scott Hunter been dragged in front of a jury, that would have been his last line of defence: I tried. It could not be helped.

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    In a fortuitous turn of events, both Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are traded to the New York's Admirals. Cue Scott having to handle their shared chaos and his own repressed desires. The more boundaries he draws, the more he ends up crossing, to the point of questioning his own morals, as well as his sanity. As it turns out, he might be the man he suspected all along. The same cannot be said for Shane and Ilya.

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    03 May 2026

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    This is the longest Rozanov has ever gone without chirping him and Hayden can't even enjoy it.
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    Or, Ilya starts an SSRI and isn't feeling great. Shane has a media appearance for the Metros he just can't skip. And Hayden Pike is the only person in Montreal who can come to the rescue.

    How hard can babysitting Ilya Rozanov really be?

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    02 May 2026