TheDarkLordBasil
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The Thing About Ineffability by TheDarkLordBasil
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jan 2024
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"You are My creation, and you are Good," said God. She smiled. "And quite possibly good."
"Oh! Thank You." It looked around. "And what do I do?"
"Er..." She hadn't thought that far ahead yet.
In short: Omnipotent? More or less. Omniscient? Sometimes. Omnipresent? Not if She can help it. But one thing the Almighty has never been is omnicompetent, and pretty much all of history, starting with the Fall, is proof of that. For the last six thousand years, She's been haunted by a question that She, more than anyone, ought to know the answer to—what’s the point of it all?
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Evil, Be Thou My Good by TheDarkLordBasil
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2023
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Oh, this was a bad idea. It was a really, really bad idea. It was a let’s-raise-the-Antichrist-together kind of bad idea, but much, much worse. The kind of bad idea that would probably earn him “extreme sanctions”, or at the very least eternal torture in the deepest pit Head Office had to offer. But then, the world was ending soon, anyway. A wide, snakish smile spread across his face. What the Hell? If you were going to go out, you might as well do it in style.
In short: Muriel asks Crowley to thwart Aziraphale (and the Second Coming), so he does the only reasonable thing and takes Satan’s place at the top of the demonic hierarchy. Ruling Hell should be easy enough—the Archfiend spends most of his time holed up in his throne room while the Dark Council carries out his orders. Then again, Crowley’s plans have a slight tendency to backfire on him. And to top it all off, there’s the matter of his Arrangement—er, Contract—with Muriel.
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A New Beginning by TheDarkLordBasil
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Aug 2023
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“This isn’t about—I don’t belong—I belong with you! I always have! On our side!”
“Oh, really?”
The snake demon lifted his head from its perch for the first time in Someone-knew-how-long and directed a piercing gaze through his former best friend’s skull.
“We’re not friends! I don’t even know him! How many times did you run that headline? Ooh, or I don’t even like you! There’s lots to choose from, archangel. How about my personal favorite, You’re a demon, Crowley, hm? That’s all I am to you, isn’t it? The big, bad Demon Crowley, here to tempt the innocent little angel from righteousnesssss.”
In short: After The Breakup, Crowley reverts back to snake form, intending to sleep under the sun until the end of the world. Meanwhile, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale is out of options and ready to apologize. It’s about time they practiced Saying What They Mean.
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Oopsie, omens. by paaminty
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale, not wanting his new crush to get into trouble, asks some questions on their behalf. There are some repercussions to this decision, and now he fights between what he is, what he wishes he still was, and keeping his Angel friend out of the same trouble.
The entire retelling of Good Omens, but reversed!
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“Demons can’t get pregnant,” Crowley said, annoyed at the absurd turn this conversation had taken. “Even if they could, as we’ve thoroughly established, I lead a rather solitary life when I’m not wasting my time on brainwashed little foot-soldiers of the Lord–”
“We are not having that argument now, Crowley,” Aziraphale interrupted.
“Oh, we’re having it, angel,” Crowley snapped. “You can’t waltz back to Earth after leaving like that and expect me to have a normal one when you tell me I’m pregnant with the Baby Jesus.”
Or: The one where Jesus starts a Revolution and everyone’s invited.
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06 Jan 2024
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An Ineffable Feeling by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Nov 2021
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“What’s the difference between romantic and platonic, anyway?” Crowley asked suddenly.
Aziraphale blinked at him over his glass. “Romantic and platonic what?”
“Relationships, angel. Relationships.”
“Ah, yes, those old chestnuts,” Aziraphale said, nodding.***
Aziraphale and Crowley discuss the differences between platonic and romantic relationships. Things get a liiiiittle more personal than they expected...
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- Part 32 of Ineffable Confessions of Love
- Part 4 of Aspec Musings
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25 Dec 2023
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But You Are An Ocean by megzseattle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2023
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After Aziraphale's defection, Crowley tries to figure out how to live life for himself.
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- Part 1 of Ocean
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Ineffable Husbands by ImprobableDreams900
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jan 2018
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Aziraphale finds an old marriage certificate in one of his books, and it has two very familiar signatures at the bottom...
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22 Dec 2023