TheDarkSide



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    “You are all descended from General Yoda?” Cody asks.

    “Did I not tell you?” The General asks.

    No, he did fucking not.

    “Oh. My apologies, then. This whole situation must have been absolutely baffling. Yes, the Council stuck the Count with us because we’re the rest of his lineage. They feel that he is less likely to turn tail if he feels like he has a party he needs to protect.”

    When asked if he’d wanted the 104th or the 212th, Cody should have said the 104th.

    “Cody? Are you upset, dear?”

    (In the last year of the war, Count Dooku snaps and changes sides. He wants Sidious crushed, and he knows just how to ruin him. First, however, he needs to get his hands on the only one who knows what Sidious is truly capable of. Thankfully, his lineage is there to help, regardless of whether they or their unhappy Clone Commanders want to or not.)

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    “When the cottage is done, if you want to go home, we will tell the Council that you want to,” Qui-Gon says at the inn's ceiling. “But you have to promise me that you will try some Stewjoni things. They will want to see that you’ve tried to participate in the culture, Obi-Wan.”

    “I don’t want to," Obi-Wan snaps.

    (As part of their mutual probation period after Melida/Daan, the council sends Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to the town of Coan-Connach on Stewjon, so that Obi-Wan can decide if he wants to continue with on the path to become a jedi or if he would like to return to his family. Coan-Connach, however, is a small town struggling to keep up its idyllic facade).

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    “I think he may benefit from some cultural education with you,” Jaro explains. “He appears to have become afflicted with the ‘tweens.’”
    “Has he now?” Master Kenobi rasps.
    “He has. The hinges on our doors have never seen the likes of this.”
    “No. Cal? Really?”
    “He attempted, in the early hours yesterday morning, to liberate one of the living room floor panels from its brethren.”
    “With his hands?”
    “With his hands.

    (AU where most of the Jedi survive O-66. The kids are not alright, and Cal in particular is trying to cope with the trauma. His Master does his damnedest to help understand and assist.)

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    “Let me share in your life,” Anakin whispered. He pressed in close, their noses brushing. Obi-Wan closed his eyes and pushed himself back against the wall, but Anakin followed him. “Let me sleep with your heart beneath my hand, your pulse against my lips, your cock between my thighs. Let me live through you. Let me be a part of your humanity.”
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    Anakin was a boy made of magics and gilded in prophecy, his story unendingly important to the universes in all their multitude; Obi-Wan was nothing of the sort, humble in origin and in manner. Fate saw it fit to bring them together, the two sworn to fight the forces of darkness in whichever way it appears.

    But prophecies are tricky things. When Anakin is turned by a vampire who follows an ancient cult known only as The Sith, Obi-Wan is forced to navigate his feelings for the demonic entity that has lay claim to his gilded boy, all the while trying to prevent an apocalypse centuries in the making.

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    It had been just Leia and her dad for so long that sometimes she could almost forget she once had two fathers, and a brother, too. Other times, they were so close in her memory that it was like they were standing right in front of her.

    Oh. Wait. That actually is Luke Kenobi standing right in front of her.

    Anakin and Obi-Wan broke up seven years ago, loudly and messily, and vowed never to speak to each other again. Only they didn’t anticipate accidentally sending their kids to the same summer camp. Shenanigans ensue – Parent Trap style.

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