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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    After a failed quest, Carl is cursed and can no longer be healed by potions and scrolls.
    Only one thing can heal him: Daddy AI.

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    27 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Carl needs a fucking break. The AI needs to feel.
    Carl doesn't know the AI needs to feel, nor that it is capable of such things. He also doesn't know the AI is everywhere. Even the bathrooms.

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    27 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    In a universe where the dungeon never opens, Carl finds out that he still has living family. Fresh off his breakup with Beatrice, he decides to uproot his life, take Donut, and move to Iowa. Carl finds his family, and someone else finds Carl. Whether that's good for him or not depends on who you ask.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    “You have to be sure, Katara. The way I feel… if you let me put my hands on you… I want you so much. I’ll consume you.”

    Arousal shot through Katara like a lightning-bolt at his words. He felt it too, whatever that charged energy between them was. Even now, it thrashed within her like a wild thing.

    Breathlessly, she said, “Touch me, please Zuko.”

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    A whole canon rewrite where Katara and Zuko get to know each other MUCH better and earlier in the series. Featuring canon-divergences, angst and pining, fluff, and a whole lot of smut.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    The day Zoro agreed to follow Luffy was the day Zoro’s life changed.

    He wouldn’t have expected it given his current circumstance of being strung up in the yard, crucified and on display for the entire marine base to mock and gawk at. Yet, even though his predicament couldn’t get much worse—having been beaten and starved up until this point—there was an irritating hope that presented itself in the form of a scrawny boy wearing a straw-hat. Zoro caught a scent in the air, his nose tickling with recognition.

    Omega.

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    In which Zoro navigates life with an Omega as his captain, and what it means to be a good alpha.

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    18 Mar 2026