TheFartingWard
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Dead men can rise again (with enough love and a goddess' help) by TheFartingWard
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
27 Dec 2022
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Long story short: the crew of the Pearl are fighting another crew. Five enemies are left alive. Jack, Will, and Gibbs explores a mystery ship, and Jack, the clumsy idiot, gets stabbed. Will fights for his captain, and they end up kissing. I won't spoil the ending for you, though.
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It's Always a Rogue Sorcerer by TheFartingWard for SirPratofCamelot
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
10 Nov 2022
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Merlin and Arthur are running from a sorcerer Arthur had accidentally insulted. They kiss. No smut (sorry). Enjoy!
This story is dedicated to SirPratofCamelot, my greatest friend, who dragged me into this fandom. Merlin was probably the first movie I watched with SirPratofCamelot, and it holds a special meaning to me. Of course, Destiel was also recommended to me by the very same person, and now I can't live without it. Thank you so much, SirPratofCamelot,for being such a great friend.
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Dean Winchester is a huge fan of The Bad Angels (forgive my inability to name bands). Usually, fans have their own celebrity crushes. In Dean's case, it's Castiel Novak, lead singer of the rock band. Dean makes a lasting first impression on Castiel during their first meeting, gets called out of the crowd after the performance, and it leads to X-Rated things in Castiel's trailer. Ends with tooth-rotting fluff.
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The whole of Hogwarts is buzzing with the latest ship, Draco and Harry. Even McGonagall was cheering the two students on. Draco wakes up one morning and finds the Slytherin dorm walls covered with handmade posters. Some were beautiful, others were crudely drawn. Every single one of them featured Draco and a certain black-haired, green-eyed wizard.
Harry always had a grudge against Malfoy, and always jumped at a chance to humiliate him. But now, to his horror, the hatred for the Slytherin was slowly fading.
Distracted, Harry begins embarrassing himself in front of the entire cohort.
Even his schoolmates were teasing him about the new ship, but surprisingly, Harry didn't seem to mind.
One clear night, Harry's life changed.