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    Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry.

    Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Spidery Peter, my beloved. Vampire-y and spidery, no less. Everything this author writes is gorgeous and often hilarious.

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    Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.

    Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.

    Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.

    Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    This is so insanely creative. And weirdly insightful and sincere for something this ridiculous. I'm in awe. Also the last chapter is super duper hot.

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.

    (A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Chapter 5 is so sweet 🥺 Wade takes care of crampy, dysphoric Peter.

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    Beep beep bee-beep.

    The chipper little four-tone riff from Kim Possible rings from Peter's phone, and it snaps him out of his fugue state enough that he’s able to groan and grab it out from under his pillow. Normally, he’s happy enough to hear Deadpool’s text tone, but there’s nothing he could want at this hour that Peter’s going to be particularly jazzed about. When Wade texts this late, it’s either an emergency on patrol or a sleep-drunk attempt at a booty call, and Peter’s not in a place to entertain either of those ideas.

    But he’s at least going to have the decency to text him back and tell him to fuck off.

    He opens the phone.

    There’s no messages.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    This is just. Beautiful.

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

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    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Sooooo spidery. Freaky af in a very good way.