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    Uzi may not be a fighter like N and V, but she still has ways to help.

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  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    In which Uzi needs oil and the aftermath of this. (pre-EP2, canon divergent because it was written a while ago)

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  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    A story celebrating my favorite completely-made-up holiday, Talk Like a Pirate Day! Sheldon has an eye-opening experience when he accompanies Penny to her new job... waitressing at a pirate-themed dinner show. *Shenny... as always*
    (Also posted on fanfiction.net under the same pen name)

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    Serial Designation Z. Whoever she is, she’d showed up unannounced, bled everywhere, and then disappeared into the wastes with N. What the fuck could her deal possibly be? V’s brow furrows. Apparent serious injuries aside, she’d led N away from the spire right as dawn approached. V doesn’t really have a reason to think this…after all, how could this possibly be the case, but…could it be Z isn’t an ally?
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    [In which our story continues]

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    The claws at the end of one of the murder drone’s arms retract, replaced with a single long blade that reads very clearly to Uzi as a weapon designed for decapitation. She scrambles for insults to throw or distractions to find. She can’t be killed yet, not yet. She’s taking this thing down with her. She continues to drag herself backward toward her gun, half-buried in a snowdrift, and blurts, “W-Well, that’s boring! Just going to off me just like that? I-I thought murder drones liked to play with their food more.”
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    [In which N damages Uzi far worse when she first snuck into the murder drones' lair, and reboots to a much more distressing scene.]

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