TheSnarkLord
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You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join their stupid pop-punk band!
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- Part 10 of Fanmixes
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Some songs for the Boy Who Lived.
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- Part 9 of Fanmixes
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- English
- Words:
- 231
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- 1/1
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A playlist for the Junior Birdman of the Avengers.
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- English
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- 113
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- 1/1
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It's not easy being a depressed college student who sees ghosts and can't decide whether revenge killing is justified...
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- Part 8 of Fanmixes
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Reasons Steve Rogers Is Trying Not to Cry During Karaoke Night by TheSnarkLord
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Dec 2016
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(or; You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.)
The latest Avengers team-building event is karaoke night. Steve Rogers, preoccupied with the search for Bucky, finds that some of the lyrics hit a little too close to home.
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Fanmixes by TheSnarkLord
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Dead Poets Society (1989), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, Punisher (Comics), SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Jun 2018
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Hans is a grown man. He can take care of himself perfectly fine, could shave his own face, wash his own hose like he did when he was stuck camping outside Trosky. He’s capable just like Henry says.
But it’s not so bad, letting Henry help.
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
23 Apr 2026
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Devil's Denial by Pacific_Restless_Sleeper
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 Jun 2025
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Once again, Henry's side of the room at Devil's Den is empty. Annoyed, Hans imagines what sorts of things Henry might be up to in the big city, and takes matters into his own hands.
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Fellahs, is it gay to masturbate while imagining your best friend having sex with someone else?
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
23 Apr 2026
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Merely a friendly request by reagiculimad
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 Apr 2026
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“Alright… What would you have me do then, Sir Hans?” Henry’s mind races. He can already see his lord ordering him onto a bath wench on all fours while Hans sits right beside them, taking notes like a scholar. Heat creeps through him, and he masks it with a crooked smile and a joke. “Shall I go fetch a book on arse fucking for you?”
Hans throws his head back and laughs. “Do you think me so cruel as to send you on such a tiresome errand?” He swigs his wine. “Though… there is something you could do to help. You wouldn’t even have to do anything, really.” He swipes his tongue across his lips.
_Or, Hans wants to try it in the butt, but there is no bathmaid in sight. Oh no, what is he gonna do?
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- 128
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- 722
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
23 Apr 2026
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Hans can't help it; even Henry's gentleness on his neck reminds him of the noose.
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
23 Apr 2026
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what if we craved to be close to each other (and we were both guys in 1400s bohemia) by boygirlwizard
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Apr 2026
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“You feel… Um. We’re too far apart, I think,” Henry muttered, and if Hans felt any less out of his depth he would’ve commented sarcastically on the other man’s eloquence. Before he could even begin to think of what to say instead, his squire pushed himself up and strode to his side of the room, footsteps laden with fatigue. Unconsciously, Hans pressed his back against the wall to make space.
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Hans and Henry navigate their first night after the siege of Suchdol, with no adrenaline to spur them on this time.
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
22 Apr 2026