TheSnarkLord
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You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join their stupid pop-punk band!
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- Part 10 of Fanmixes
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Some songs for the Boy Who Lived.
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- Part 9 of Fanmixes
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- English
- Words:
- 231
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- 1/1
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- 132
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A playlist for the Junior Birdman of the Avengers.
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- English
- Words:
- 113
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 93
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It's not easy being a depressed college student who sees ghosts and can't decide whether revenge killing is justified...
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- Part 8 of Fanmixes
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Reasons Steve Rogers Is Trying Not to Cry During Karaoke Night by TheSnarkLord
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Dec 2016
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(or; You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.)
The latest Avengers team-building event is karaoke night. Steve Rogers, preoccupied with the search for Bucky, finds that some of the lyrics hit a little too close to home.
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Fanmixes by TheSnarkLord
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Dead Poets Society (1989), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, Punisher (Comics), SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Jun 2018
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- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
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Hansry Mini Comic Gift by Chumboe for Chica_Neri
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
30 Nov 2025
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Hansry gift for the Christmas Exchange on disc! ^-^
I loved your 2nd prompt, and decided to depict it as a small comic because the yearning felt palpable. You were so real for this.
"KCD 1 Rattay Tournament:
Henry is already Hans' loyal guard dog. Hans promises Henry any wench in Rattay as a reward for if he wins the tournament.
As they celebrate his victory in Hans' room with fine wine, Henry shyly asks for his lord instead.No POV preference!"
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- English
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- 5
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 41
- Kudos:
- 164
- Bookmarks:
- 20
- Hits:
- 1,113
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
25 Apr 2026
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Questions For A Wife... by IPegYourBardon
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
12 Apr 2026
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Henry kept his eyes firmly on the road. “Blonde.”
Hans’ grin sharpened. “Blonde,” he repeated, writing it down.
“…Thin,” Henry added, clearly wishing he hadn’t started, “Well… more muscular than thin.”
“Are you looking for a wife or a shire horse?”
“…Small…” Henry made an awkward, vague gesture at where a woman’s breasts would be.
Hans snorted. “Noted.”
Henry exhaled sharply through his nose. “Long legs. Usually.”
Hans finished scribbling, then leaned back in his saddle, looking entirely too pleased with himself. “Well. That’s more like it.”
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- Part 3 of Random drabbles/unfinished fics
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
25 Apr 2026
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Twice (but it wasn't my fault) by borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 Apr 2026
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Hans has had enough. The people don’t respect him, his uncle thinks he is unfit for anything, and nothing he ever does is enough.
So he ventures out on a whim, gets his helmet visor hopelessly stuck shut, saves a woman’s life, and hears the most magical words of his life: thank you.He quickly decides to do it again.
Anonymously.
Throw in a pesky local blacksmith, one fateful visit to the bathhouse, and a mysterious knight with the same idea (whom he keeps running into)—and Hans’ life becomes something he could never have expected.
Or: a little story about how two idiots manage to find each other twice and accidentally create a local legend.
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- English
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- 137,244
- Chapters:
- 13/14
- Comments:
- 716
- Kudos:
- 766
- Bookmarks:
- 128
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Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
24 Apr 2026
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Hans is a grown man. He can take care of himself perfectly fine, could shave his own face, wash his own hose like he did when he was stuck camping outside Trosky. He’s capable just like Henry says.
But it’s not so bad, letting Henry help.
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
23 Apr 2026
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Devil's Denial by Pacific_Restless_Sleeper
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 Jun 2025
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Once again, Henry's side of the room at Devil's Den is empty. Annoyed, Hans imagines what sorts of things Henry might be up to in the big city, and takes matters into his own hands.
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Fellahs, is it gay to masturbate while imagining your best friend having sex with someone else?
Bookmarked by The Lady of Shallots (TheSnarkLord)
23 Apr 2026