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For the Hacks Out There AU challenge, an UnREAL-inspired take on Ava and Deb as producers of a reality television show called Prince Charming. While on location in Shanghai, a contestant goes on the lam, leaving the dynamic duo to search for her while discussing their future at the show.
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ever-intent on being a menace to the hr department, ava and deb keep a private email thread that goes against everything stacy would prefer they do. this fic has everything: emails that border on sexting, split pov, and improper use of paperwork
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a man with sensitivity!! by TheSubtextMachine for xcalamitouslovex
Fandoms: Glee (TV 2009)
09 Mar 2025
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based on a tumblr post about how sebastian would not be winning fistfights...
so kurt's the bachelor (reality tv show) and sebastian is the intriguing but vaguely villain-coded love interest who has goaded someone into hitting him so kurt can take care of him after, much to the displeasure of other contestants
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A sequel to "glee but they all have phones", the first chapter covers how Blaine reacts to the new pairing, Kurt and Bas talk about feelings, and Sebastian's sister finally gets reality tv night with the two of them. Subscribe to see other social media hijinks!
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- Part 2 of Glee+Phones+Modern Antics
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after the fallout of blaine finding out about kurt and sebastian, we see sebastian's pov as he navigates his feelings and the sociopolitical minefield of what's next
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- Part 4 of One Thing Leads To Another
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Kurt never really expected that this whole "being friends with Sebastian" thing would involve Sebastian answering the phone while high and jacking it, but he's adaptable enough to handle it with grace.
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i would love love love to read kurtbastian as a YouTube couple
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Prompt fill in which Sebastian posts a video of him spiraling over his attraction to this hot guy who runs a Youtube singing account. Said hot guy thinks its an elaborate joke, and really doesn't appreciate all these people telling him that he should... y'know, watch the WHOLE video.
It spins out of control from there.
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TJ Kippen is a college graduate down on his luck, living with his mom and coping with a rough breakup.
The Fab Five, made of five experts with fantastic hair and good will in their hearts, are gonna fix that.
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Sebastian’s new car is probably the greatest graduation present he could have asked for, but that doesn’t mean he knows a thing about handling it.
Kurt, who’s been dealing with beautiful cars and idiot owners since he could waddle around his father’s shop, thinks he’s prepared for anything his clientele can throw his way.
All of a sudden, one Sebastian Smythe is determined to spend one long, sweltering summer proving him wrong.
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Kurtbastian and ‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au
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something originally written for KBW, only for me to realize that it didnt fit any prompts... basically, sebastian is trying to kick out a one night stand and kurt helps.
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if you’re still taking kurtbastian prompts: some cute fluff of them being in college and in love
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prompt: kurtbastian college meet cute 💓-
KBW DAY 6: College/Soulmates.
Soulmates can see flashes of what their other half sees. Kurt's falling asleep in class, only to get a rude awakening by the realization that his soulmate is in the room.
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"Sebastian realizes that as the lead opposite Kurt, he’s kissed Kurt more in the past two months than Blaine has."
Day 5: Angst/Historical
Kurt and Sebastian are cast as romantic leads in a hit new Broadway show. It's summer in New York, and everything falls apart as they fall in love.
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the jfk pegging erotica we never knew we needed by TheSubtextMachine
Fandoms: Clone High
28 Oct 2020
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jfk in a catboy maid outfit, basically
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Michael writes a letter to every boy he's had a crush on, and then he doesn't send them. It's called coping, look it up.
However, his mom didn't look up coping. His mom sees a stack of addressed envelopes, sticks stamps on them, and sends them out.
Michael is in, as the kids say, deep shit.
Rich is in, as the kids say, love with Michael.
Shenanigans ensue.
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yay! im glad you’re still accepting prompts: there’s a 5 year glee reunion and Blaine is really excited about it because he has a ~plan~ to get Kurt back, only to be shocked when Kurt and Sebastian show up, engaged.
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prompt on tumblr, and long story short? sebastian has a funny story to tell on stage. genuinely just a cute silly drabble.
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Kurt and Sebastian keep up their affair while maybesortadefinitely catching feelings. Told through items on their sexual bucket list.
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- Part 3 of One Thing Leads To Another
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kurtbastian fluff where sebastian’s just got his wisdom teeth removed and he’s still a bit high on anesthesia, so he’s completely surprised and delighted to find out he’s dating or married to Kurt
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Tiny little ficlet made in celebration of me getting my own wisdom teeth out.
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fluorescent glow by TheSubtextMachine
Fandoms: Love Simon (2018), Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli
04 Jul 2020
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Simon ends up coming out during a staff meeting at his office, and it kind of changes his life???
Bets are made, Scrabble is played, reports are filed, and love is found.
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With the help of Chandler's support and to the soundtrack of "Company", Kurt breaks up with Blaine. He finds himself in the process.
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5 girls that Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson dates.
AKA the sequel to Beecharmer, and the college escapades of our favorite disaster lesbian.
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- Part 2 of Beecharmer 'verse