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“It wasn’t a big deal or anything, if you’re worried about that. We were just kind of friend-kissing.”
“Susie, I don’t know what friend-kissing is supposed to be,” Noelle said.
“It’s like. You know,” Susie stumbled, “like if you need to figure out how to kiss or whatever and you got somebody to help you out—and that guy helps you get better at it, it’s like—you know!”
“I-I do?”
“Yeah,” she stressed, “you and Kris used to do it all the time!”
Or, Kris decides flirting lessons aren’t all that bad of an idea. Consequences? What consequences?
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04 Sep 2025
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all this and heaven too by GoodTimesWithScar, lookingoodsugar
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Aug 2025
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“So you’ll need a man to replace him for the time being.”
“My thoughts exactly,” says the King. “I wouldn’t want to be unguarded now, not after today’s events. We don’t know if that assassin was alone.”
“In which case, I’ll call a—”
“Martyn will do it.”
(or, the long awaited treesekai homoerotic shaving fic)
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16 Aug 2025
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LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS AU SO FREAKIN MUCH I NEED A MILLION MORE CHAPTERS
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Usually people kiss, don’t they? But, surely, Joel doesn’t want to kiss him. They’re friends.
Friends that call each other babe. Friends that jokingly flirt all the time. Friends who kissed that one time they got shitfaced, and never spoke about it again.
Is it the alcohol, or is Joel slowly coming closer?
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Or: Jimmy and Joel get forced into playing seven minutes in heaven at a party.Bookmarked by TheUnhelpfulDead
16 Aug 2025
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The Canary and The Coal Mine by DruidQueen89
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
21 Nov 2025
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Following Tango and Jimmy through the Life Series and beyond, watch as they become friends and eventually more. The good and the bad, the blessings and the curses.
Updates every Friday!
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03 Jun 2025
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To be Wanted, To be Needed, To be Loved by TheDreadPoetRoberts for My friends from OSHA
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
25 Apr 2025
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Jimmy's the new rancher in town, and despite having no experience raising livestock, is determined to make it in this life after finding himself as the owner of his late grandparents property. Tango is a wayward ranch hand who has been fired from every job he's ever had, and is desperate for any work he can get. Despite his reservations, Jimmy hires Tango to help out on the ranch. While Jimmy tries to hide the slow spiral of debt the ranch is falling into in order to keep Tango employed, Tango tries to hide that he's living in his pickup truck on the edge of Jimmy's land.
After a rocky start, they start learning to work together better, and each begins to realize that they have feelings for the other. Eventually, things come to a head on an evening filled with whisky spiked lemonade, and they find that they can give each other what they need, in more ways than one.
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20 May 2025