TheVelvetCoatedWonder
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What Makes a Robin (It’s All In the Pussy) by TheVelvetCoatedWonder
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 Jul 2026
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“Damian, during puberty your body will undergo many changes.” As Bruce spoke, he slid his hands under the hem of Tim’s pants, pushing both them and his underwear down Tim’s hips, baring his sparse, straighter hair and the top of his mound.
“Oh my god, Dad,” Damian’s voice was a whine and his face had not lost a bit of its redness.
“Your pussy’s very pretty, Dames, a lot of bottom growth isn’t a bad thing,” Dick soothed, moving his hands up and down Damian’s abs over his t-shirt.
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"I won't go back inside willingly." Mizuki shifted his weight onto his back foot, sliding into a ready stance.
"Oh I was counting on that, Mizuki." Shion waved one hand airily, "I didn't raise you to do things by halves."
"Then why are you here, Lady Shion?" Even as he said it, Mizuki cursed the long-ingrained manners which kept his tone respectful.
"I'm here because the Hashimoto will never believe I let you go."
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A Burled Wood, With Knotted Grain by TheVelvetCoatedWonder
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics)
14 Nov 2025
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Bruce murmurs into the dark stillness of Dick’s pristine bedroom, “Whatever you want.”
As rich as Bruce is, Dick doesn’t think that's quite true. If Dick was free to ask for whatever he wanted, he would ask to go back to Haly’s and see his parents waving at him from the trapeze. But neither Bruce Wayne nor the Batman can make that happen, and that’s not helpful to anybody right now. Instead, Dick curls up with Bruce and listens to the steady heartbeat of his new life lull him into a dreamless sleep.
When he is nine, Dick leaves the spotlights, takes Bruce's hand and goes into the darkness.
“You mouth off to Batman like this? Or do you do this to everyone?” Slade chuckles, “Your teachers must love you.”
Robin tilts his head, “What teachers? Batman teaches me.”
“You know, the teachers at whatever godforsaken school you attend.”
“Oh.” There’s a flat tone to Robin’s response that has Slade twisting to look at him.
“You do go to school, right?”
“Uh.” Dick blinks, realizing he’s in a bit over his head. “Yes.”
“Really.” Slade says, equally flat. “Tell me when spring break is this year then.”
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The bond between them which Luke had so stridently fought against at first now curled in fat ropes around them. In his mind’s eye, Luke could reach out and pet it— the joy, the pride, Vader’s yearning to be close— and feel the shiver of pleasure it elicited in his father when Luke accepted those feelings. Luke would not deny him, not this, not when Luke finally had someone who cared for him before all other things after going without his entire life.
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Hold You Like A Prayer, Between Clenched Fists by TheVelvetCoatedWonder
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Pacific Rim (Movies)
25 Jan 2023
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“Haven't you heard, soldier-- the world is coming to an end, so where would you rather die, here or in a Jaeger?"
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hunt you down, eat you alive by nambi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jul 2026
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“I wonder how things would be if we’d evolved on the same planet,” Grace says, leaning his forearms on his elevated knee. The one kept up by Rocky’s body. It puts even more weight on him, and Rocky feels the texture of Grace’s shoe through the xenonite, the bumps and ridges, the rocks and leaves stuck to the bottom. “You think we’d eat each other?”
It takes every ounce of self control for Rocky to keep the noise he makes somewhat dignified. He kind of needs Grace to stop talking.
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Or: Rocky learns about persistence hunting, and it’s both the most terrified and the most aroused he’s ever been.
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23 Jul 2026
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Just a place to post the smut I make for PHM.
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23 Jul 2026
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risks of prophylactic surgery before extended-duration spaceflight by longwaytogallifrey
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jul 2026
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“Hey, you’re the one who loves hearing my heartbeat.” Wait, nope, shouldn’t’ve said that. That definitely seems like too much, somehow. I feel my cheeks heating up.
Rocky’s claws fidget against the xenonite. “Yes. I do. Is good sound,” he insists, more quietly than I’d expected. “Means you still alive."
“Yeah.” I’m so alive right now that I can feel the pulse jumping in my throat. “That’s, um. That’s good.”
In the back of my mind, a very cool and rational part of myself is telling me: hey, since you’re on the subject of internal organs, why not take this opportunity to ask Rocky to feel you up so he can check on your appendix/gallbladder situation? Unfortunately, the rest of my mind just heard ask Rocky to feel you up and had the psychic equivalent of a seizure.
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23 Jul 2026
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Mating Call by Augustneverends
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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Grace has a crush on his alien roommate. It's fine. He's handling it. He's definitely not thinking about Rocky's hands, or his voice, or what it would feel like to have those claws anywhere near his--
Okay, maybe he's not handling it.
And Rocky is listening.
Neither of them understands what that means to an Eridian.
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21 Jul 2026
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Finger, but hole by Afanwithglasses
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Jul 2026
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On one hand, Rocky discovers human porn. On the other, said porn makes Grace remember that he isn't actually as inexperienced with sex as he thought. Now obviously that means Grace has to do something to show Rocky that porn isn't an accurate portrayal of human mating. It's just, well, hard to do that while also realizing he has feelings that aren't entirely platonic.
Or: They're both xenophiles and idiots.
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- Part 1 of Grace's Eridian Adventures
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21 Jul 2026