20 Works by TheWaterIsASham

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    Sebastian Drapewood has been arrested for indecent exposure and trespassing in the Los Angeles French Consulate and Danner is determined to get to the bottom of it. Well the bottom is clearly Sebastian, but she wants the whole story anyway. The best season 2 Afterparty Yaoi by default.

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    English
    Words:
    2,915
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    71
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    Jaylen gets a warm philly welcome from her new team.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,846
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    121
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    Klaus Hargreeves decides not only to stay in 1968, but to adopt his younger self (and Vanya) creating an alternate timeline. Everything is fine and dandy until the siblings he left behind show up in that timeline's 2019 and it turns out they have a week to fix the mess before everything gets lost. Maybe two heads are better than one, but that would require those heads to work together on an issue for more than a few moments. At least they have an extra Five.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,052
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2,202
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    Lang Richardson uses his at-bat against Jaylen Hotdogfingers to monologue about the nature of home-plate, blaseball and home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    841
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    49
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    Luther and Elliott go into the woods to look for Bigfoot, which if it wasn't already a euphemism for something it certainly is now.

    (straight up sequel to laughing without gas)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,033
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    514
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    When the Hargreeves decide to stay in the 1960s, Luther doesn't know where to go. So he stays with Elliott, and just keeps staying. Of course things would have to come to a head eventually.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    910
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    When he ends up being the odd one out at a party, Hachiman decides to give Hayato a lesson in how to do things loner style. But is instruction all Hayama is after? (Points to anyone who can catch all of the flirting that Hachiman is too oblivious/drunk to notice)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3,002
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    Finally, the night Geordo has been waiting for since he learned what sex was: his wedding night with Katarina. This is nearly pure smut folks, just two nearly married young adults finally getting the chance to go at it.
    (Technically a sequel to "Taking Responsibility" and "For Whom the Wedding Bell Tolls" but can be read as a stand alone)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    517
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    14,070
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    It's the day Geordo has been waiting for and everyone else has been waiting for. Will Katarina meet her doom or find something far more unexpected?

    (Direct sequel to Taking Responsibility that will not make sense unless you read that first)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,202
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    332
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    7,337
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    It's the night before Katarina and Geordo's wedding and he gets the idea to confess his love. (Un)fortunately, so does everyone else. Will this be enough to make Katarina finally realize she has a harem?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,610
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    641
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    9,458
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    Dave doesn't get shot. Instead he comes back with Klaus to a future that is better, but far from perfect. It's surprising how little can be enough.
    Featuring sibling bonding, awkward dates and the minimum amount of angst required to write a fic with the Hargreeves in it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,149
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    298
    Kudos:
    1,902
    Bookmarks:
    339
    Hits:
    27,098
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    A look at the life of our favorite young journalist carol for Baccano week day 4

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    75
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    Begg and Bartolo's relationship from Begg perspective from when the meet in the Lotto Valentino streets to when Begg embraces his own form of oblivion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,029
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    65
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    Despite everything, Dorothy and Gerhardt can still engage in intimate relationships. I wrote this because people didn't believe I could, but I did and its the best Vamp! smut there is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    445
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    51
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    Ishimaru had gotten secret admirer notes before, all attempts at bullying. He doesn't realize that maybe this time is different.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    643
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    6,552
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    Once upon a time in a magical land there was a princess and a dragon
    (for baccano week day 3: story)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    415
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    Rocchi invites Kadota over for a night of fun with him and the Honeys. The working title of this fic was Sin and that is what it is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,139
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,226
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    Ladd and Lua's first meeting. Features Ladd being Ladd and Lua being Lua.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    672
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    163
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    Shizuo takes Tom on a date. There is a bit of mayhem but it all woks out. Because this is pure honest shizutom fluff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    517
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    Misaki just wants to have a fun sexy time with her girlfriend, but do things ever work out for her?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    71

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