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I Can't Be What You Expect of Me by The_Beans_Are_Found
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
23 Jul 2026
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He has been submerged for ages. He's been floating around so long he doesn’t remember why he’s there or when he was submerged. Maybe he was born here. Born to drift in the nothing and to die drifting in the nothing. Never once forming a thought or choosing a direction to swim. He didn’t even know if he could swim. All he knew was the all consuming substance that flooded every orifice and its heat. He could never forget its sweltering heat. Boiling him down until he was nothing yet still figuring out to boil him more.
There was nothing more to him.
He should stop searching.
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Amnesiac!Simon gets rescued by his saving Grace, Angel, and as he slowly gets his memories back Simon must struggle to keep God on his side and not stray from the path of redemption.
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Banana Bride: The 'good parts' version by The_Beans_Are_Found
Fandoms: Banana Fish (Anime & Manga), The Princess Bride - William Goldman
16 Oct 2023
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The crossover no one asked for but the one everyone needed.
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I promised myself to find you by orphan_account
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
21 Feb 2025
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Let's say... You live a sad life with weird uncle, and suddenly you get drunk, and kidnapped on top of that! Yes, just Xie Lian's luck, of course, moving on.
But... What if the kidnapper is awfully sexy man, and you're kinda suicidal????Aka: Xie Lian manages to get kidnapped by Hua Cheng, escapes him, and they both reunite years later when Hua cheng is a mafia boss?
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18 Dec 2025
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Citations...and Demons? by xiaosuhua
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
06 Jun 2025
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Xie Lian had just finished a grueling lecture on ancient empires. Exhausted, he fumbled with his keys, ready to collapse into bed. But when he opened his dorm door, he froze. He's met with something far more unexpected than his overdue laundry.
A stranger. In his room. Folding his laundry. Casually.
"You called me," the man in red said, looking up with glowing eyes.
Xie Lian blinked. "I just wanted a citation for my bibliography?!"
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Sleep deprived university student Xie Lian accidentally summoned Demon King!Hua Cheng in his crappy dorm room.
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04 Oct 2025
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Immortal Sacrifice by Inguru
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
31 Jul 2025
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What if Hua Cheng wasn't so subtle in his search for his god? What if that brought Xie Lian some unwanted attention?
When Xie Lian finds out that a new ghost king has risen and seems to be on the hunt for him he becomes paranoid. Why was this happening to him again? He tried not to remember the last time a ghost king haunted his every waking hour but every time Xie Lian thinks he catch a glint of silver wings he loses himself.
Why was Hua Cheng looking for him?
He had nothing to his name now.And was this what his eternity of banishment was going to look like? on the run from yet another calamity?
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01 Oct 2025
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A Long and Slow Recovery by wrennybunny
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2024
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The light still doesn't make sense against his eyes, but he thinks he remembers something like color. There is a lot of color around him, and he is able to discern white and black and a great deal of something else. It's a breathtaking splash of vivacity on a new canvas, where there had been no canvas at all for so many eternities. It is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
Red, Xie Lian finally names it.
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In a disorienting turn of luck, Xie Lian is rescued from State Preceptor Fangxin's coffin. He recovers his other senses in good time, but his sight is taking longer to return—decades with no exposure to light have weakened his capacity for it.
His benefactor and worshiper, a wealthy and eccentric ghost named Hua Cheng, hasn't left his side for months.
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11 Dec 2024
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feeling lonely even though you’re right beside me by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
30 Mar 2026
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"San Lang doesn't remember me."
Mu Qing appears to take this in and then shrugs. "Kill him."
"Mu Qing," Xie Lian says, very patiently. "He's my husband."
"All the more reason, if you ask me."
OR: obligatory amnesia au ft. married hualian, their cats, and potentially a magical curse or two
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- Part 1 of amnesia au + extra
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11 Dec 2024