The_Lonley_Kid



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    An unexpected snowstorm forces Shane and Ilya to spend the night at Shane’s parents’ house.

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    01 May 2026

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    This is the longest Rozanov has ever gone without chirping him and Hayden can't even enjoy it.
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    Or, Ilya starts an SSRI and isn't feeling great. Shane has a media appearance for the Metros he just can't skip. And Hayden Pike is the only person in Montreal who can come to the rescue.

    How hard can babysitting Ilya Rozanov really be?

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Shane's eyes squeeze closed again. “We had reason to put rules in place. Protocol. If ever—if it got to a place where, if he was ever feeling like he might—"

    Hayden’s body understands before his mind catches up. His blood runs cold for a second, stuck on the scrunch of Shane’s face, the clench of his fist, how desperate he’d been to see Rozanov—Ilya—just now. To make sure that he was okay. Here, in person.

    Not hurt. Alive.

    “Oh,” Hayden hears himself say distantly. “Oh, fuck, Shane.”

    --

    or, Ilya needs a place to go, and Hayden's happens to be the closest. It turns out to be a good thing.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Shane has a migraine before the game. He thinks he is good enough to play up until the second when he throws up all over Ilya Rozanov’s jersey. Yes, on the ice.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Shane and Ilya do the 73 Question Interview with Vogue.
    Ilya is his usual self. Shane contemplates filing for divorce.

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    Ilya Rozanov refuses to get media trained and Shane gets multiple heart attacks.

    Chapter 1: The interview
    Chapter 2: Twitter reactions

    note: this fic is a what-if. Ilya Rozanov would probably never act so unhinged/ embarrass Shane this much. Read this if you want to giggle and have a good laugh, not if you want something highly realistic.

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    23 Apr 2026