The_Outlandish_Poisoner
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Grapes in the Vine by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
20 Dec 2025
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King Orange is envious of Green, who is gaining admiration across Minecraft as one of the game's most talented players. He sends Purple, Minecraft's most deadly assassin, to dispose of Green quietly.
Unfortunately, or rather fortunately, things don't go according to plan.
A retelling of the Eros and Psyche myth.
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Une belle equestrienne by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
Fandoms: The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde, Real Person Fiction
16 Aug 2025
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The famed courtesan Cora Pearl had been exiled from Paris after the outrage following the Duval scandal in 1872. Taking up rooms in London, she continues her craft. One of the wealthy gentlemen who visits her happens to also be familiar with sex, death, and scandal, a seemingly-young Dorian Gray. She knows of his reputation and decides to discipline him.
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Aziraphale's (pas bien) French Homework by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2025
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Aziraphale écrite une histoire pour le professeur Monsieur Rossignol.
Il écrite français pas bien, tellement.- Language:
- Français
- Words:
- 437
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Upon discovering what Newton is capable of, Crowley takes Newton on an endeavour to create the largest IT outage in history: the 2024 Crowdstrike Incident.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 381
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 5
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Grian wakes up and opens his secret task, eager for one that would play to his abilities: trap-making, TNT minecarts, etc..
Unfortunately, the task is something completely different. The whole server is called upon to act out a fairy tale, and Grian's role -- is to be a princess.Note: the relationships here are mostly platonic aside from Lizzie's and Joel's. They all know that this is just an act. But they have to pretend for the sake of staying on the Secret-Keeper's good side.
This is a crackfic, so please don't like, don't read.
Recent series
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Rebirth of The Dark Lord by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
Fandom Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
29 Apr 2023
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- 2
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A Winter Holiday in Ketterdam by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
Fandom Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
17 Mar 2022
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This series is about our six of crows spending the winter holidays together in Ketterdam. The events take place after the events in Crooked Kingdom, except in here, Matthias is still alive.
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- 9,243
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- 3
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A less than Ideal Homecoming by Tiefling_Writes
Fandoms: The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde, Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
01 Jun 2021
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Notes from Basil's diary as he and Henry struggle to find their missing friend.
Series
- Part 3 of Project Achilles
Bookmarked by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
25 Aug 2025
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Pomegranate Seeds by ArtisticRising
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2026
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He was the brightest shade of sunlight Crowley had ever seen.
(The Hades and Persephone AU that no one asked for but everyone wanted)
Bookmarked by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
03 Aug 2025
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“I want our life back too, but it’s just not possible. I’ll never be the same.”
After making it out of the severed hall, Mark and Gemma leave Kier. Slowly, they build a new life together.
Bookmarked by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
18 May 2025
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Throughout the millennia, the story of Aziraphale and Crowley has been imperfect but beautiful. Crowley thought Aziraphale wanted to be together forever, but when Aziraphale agrees to become the new Supreme Archangel, everything comes crashing down. Heartbroken, Crowley soon finds himself pregnant with the angel’s child. Now, Crowley is determined to protect his child and his new home at any cost, but the threat of Heaven and Hell looms over them, ready to destroy his world once again.
Bookmarked by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
05 Jan 2025
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Pygmalion et le Narcisse by La_11eme_Merveille_du_monde
Fandoms: The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
30 Aug 2024
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Par une belle après-midi, un peintre du nom de Basil Hallward achève, sous les yeux de son ami Henry Wotton, la plus exigeante mais aussi la plus belle de ses œuvres : le portrait d'un jeune homme d'une beauté sans égale. La toile fait un tel effet à Basil qu'il refuse de s'en séparer. Qui sait quel enchantement accompagne cette peinture ?
Une réécriture du mythe de Pygmalion et Galatée, où Basil est Pygmalion, Dorian est Galatée, et Henry est là pour faire bonne mesure.
Bookmarked by The_Outlandish_Poisoner
16 Oct 2024