The_spaciest_roach
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Tricks and Treats by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types, w2h, W2H2
22 Oct 2026
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“Soo… you're telling me you don't ever trick or treat? Ever?”
Sock asked, trailing behind Jonathan as they walked home from the bus stop. Sockwazski was in a rather chipper mood today actually- what with all the spooky dead stuff lining peoples' front yards in preparation for tonight. Unfortunately, his dear ol johnny boy didn't happen to share that same enthusiasm when it came to the spooky season.
“For the last time sock i'm sixteen years old already. almost seventeen. Nobody trick or treats at this age anymore. That stuffs for babies”
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A spooky month special about idiots who fuck around on halloween night :3Unfortunately was never finished
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Playerstuck by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
Fandoms: Homestuck, homestuck mspfa, MSPFA
16 Oct 2026
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A group of trolls in the midst of a rebellious alternia.
Some are killers, some are mutants,
All would do everything in their power to tear this planet down.
All of them die equally in the end.You control the story.
What you do could change everything. For better, or for worse. The choice is /yours./
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- English
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- 1/?
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When Worlds Collide- Hivestuck by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
Fandoms: Hiveswap, Homestuck
07 Apr 2026
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When joey falls through her fathers hidden portal she finds herself in the company of one troll all to unhappy to see her.
(Hiveswap and homestuck SWAP au)
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Hells worst confession by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types
21 Jan 2026
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A confession thrown hastily together-
For the second time in his life.…He prays he won’t fuck it up again
(REALLY Old draft I’m posting for #funsies)
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Old life old friends by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types
21 Jan 2026
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He was all for murder-
I mean hell, he even sometimes stole his neighbors piglets just to cut them open-
For science of course.But this.
But this-
He bit the inside of his cheek, hands shaking as he gripped the shard of glass even tighter, scowling as it drew pinpricks of blood from the edges digging into his skin.
He couldn’t stand watching this shit.
“HEY!”
He stepped out into the open, the wind whipping his hair against his face
“Leave him alone!”
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A story of how Sock met his old dog silver, in his past life.
Based on real events in the authors life
(See end notes for more info)
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Discontinued because I completely lack motivation to write for this.
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Sollux Captor is a hacker with approximately 0 social skills and many, many problems.
Hal Strider is a hacker with precisely 0 social skills, and a not yet quantified number of issues.
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
30 May 2026
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As a alien, Joey is extremely confused by how trolls have offspring, Xefros, also an alien. Has a equally confused time trying to understand how in the world does a human have a wriggler, if they even have them at all! Aliens are weird.
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
12 May 2026
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You wake up one morning to find to your utter shock, horror and somewhat delight that your Lusus sold you to… Hatched2Dance!!1!
This was a dumb joke i made for laughs
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
12 May 2026
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Andre has finally been given access to the broader internet.
This raises new concerns.
A very small thing in the AFK universe.
Series
- Part 8 of AFK Universe
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
16 Apr 2026
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Cirava and you make out a little during high time
Birthday fic for Alientongue!!
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
08 Feb 2026