20 Bookmarks by The_spaciest_roach
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Discontinued because I completely lack motivation to write for this.
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Sollux Captor is a hacker with approximately 0 social skills and many, many problems.
Hal Strider is a hacker with precisely 0 social skills, and a not yet quantified number of issues.
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30 May 2026
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As a alien, Joey is extremely confused by how trolls have offspring, Xefros, also an alien. Has a equally confused time trying to understand how in the world does a human have a wriggler, if they even have them at all! Aliens are weird.
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12 May 2026
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You wake up one morning to find to your utter shock, horror and somewhat delight that your Lusus sold you to… Hatched2Dance!!1!
This was a dumb joke i made for laughs
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
12 May 2026
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Andre has finally been given access to the broader internet.
This raises new concerns.
A very small thing in the AFK universe.
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- Part 8 of AFK Universe
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16 Apr 2026
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Cirava and you make out a little during high time
Birthday fic for Alientongue!!
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08 Feb 2026
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A series of Hiveswap reader insert one-shots and mini-stories, because there's almost nothing for Hiveswap and that makes me sad. Will feature characters from Act 1 and the Friendsim.
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
08 Feb 2026
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i didn't want this job but it was better than alphabetizing phobias for eternity by planetundersiege
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types
20 Jun 2020
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Sock sat in the cafeteria at his school, happily smiling at the grumpy demon sitting beside him. Jonathan was the opposite of everything he thought a demon would be like.
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- Part 19 of 100 Fandom Challenge
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21 Jan 2026
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Jude Harley is 13 years old when his sister is taken and replaced with some alien, he won’t stand for this at all.
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
19 Nov 2025
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You know those late night conversations when you get super mushy? Yeah.
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
19 Nov 2025
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19 Nov 2025
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There was this pretty cool writing prompt on Tumblr. The gist is that people have a number based on their Relevance to someone's life, and Sock's parents had been the highest ever, until he meets someone who's Relevance is way higher. I wrote this one shot for that prompt.
Bookmarked by Roach_with_a_pen (The_spaciest_roach)
12 Nov 2025
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When you die it all returns to the bugs.
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- Part 4 of The afterlife
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08 Nov 2025
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Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.
Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of permadeath, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.
Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.
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- Part 1 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
- Language:
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- 379,688
- Chapters:
- 25/?
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- 4,376
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Bookmarked by The_spaciest_roach
06 Nov 2025
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Where's My Mind? by SunnyBunnyzArcade (SunSh1ne_SweetHe4rt)
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types
13 Dec 2024
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unsure about chapter amount but maybe 2-5 chapters?
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Sock is feeling kinda small but doesnt have the words to explain it to Jonathan.
But Jonathan doesn't really need an explanation, they're sort of friends after all.----
song is Bellyache by Billie Ellish. I thought it felt like Sock.
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06 Nov 2025
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Before I begin to enjoy the metallic taste by Yellowbirdbluetoo
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types
18 Sep 2025
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“You just said demons can’t have sex?”.
”Well!”. Sock erratically waved his hands down at the tent in his pants, somehow still upright despite their ongoing argument. “I can just do it right now and that’ll count! Right?”.
”Not in my fucking body!”. Jonathan immediately protested. “Use your own!”.
”Mines rotting six feet deep in an unmarked grave”. Sock says entirely deadpan.
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While possessing Jonathan’s body, Sock decides to give him a ‘helping hand’ with his little problem.
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I know you wanna distance yourself from me
The head is only a dangerous dead weight
I'm cauterizing the veins you lacerate
In the end
You took it all away from meSeries
- Part 2 of Paranormal paramours
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05 Nov 2025
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25 Jul 2025
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Put Me In The Hot Seat by DumbassWhoWritesAt3AM
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Tried to kiss the glass, it tastes like cold
Just know that I adore you
Baby, say the word when you get bored
'Til then, I'm waiting for youSock convinces Jonathan to go to the school dance.
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25 Jul 2025
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Theres a protocol for everything and consequences to break it.
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25 Jul 2025
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Shadow Milk fucking HATES white lilies he wants them OUT of his garden
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- Part 1 of Cat’s outta the bag, or rather, the tree
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25 Jan 2025
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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- Words:
- 225,814
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Comments:
- 6,473
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Bookmarked by The_spaciest_roach
16 Dec 2024