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The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.
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07 Jul 2026
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shoot straight, aim true by eqyptiangold
Fandoms: I Did A Thing - Fandom, Boy Boy - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
30 Apr 2024
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The sun isn’t up yet, the room is quiet— there isn’t anything much better to do than sleep. If the roles were reversed, Aleksa would let him sleep.
Alex reaches out and shakes his roommate awake.
Or, sleepy morning handjobs and their consequences.
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07 Jul 2026
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operant conditioning by eqyptiangold
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, I Did A Thing - Fandom, Boy Boy - Fandom
17 Apr 2024
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“Alex!” Aleksa shouts, standing in front of the sink with his hands on his hips. “I told you to do the dishes,” he groans, scowling at the veritable mountain of dirty dishes filling their sink and spilling over onto the counter. This is why they can never get rid of the ant problem. This is why Alex filled his old house with lizards. This is why they can’t have nice fucking things.
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06 Jul 2026
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In the aftermath of the Riddler, Bruce tries his best to clean up Gotham and himself. Bloodying his hands even further along the way isn't part of the plan. Neither is throwing away everything he has, just to get his hands on the one thing he's not supposed to want.
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06 Jul 2026
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The game shifts. Bruce learns the Riddler's true identity. Instead of handing him over the police, he decides to break his own rules and deal with the man himself.
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05 Jul 2026
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Church Bells Underscore Our Tragedy, but I’ve Never Believed in God by douwata
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
17 Apr 2022
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Something is still following him. He can almost see it in his periphery as it leaps from shadow to shadow, ducking into alleyways and crouching near streetlamps. He quickens his pace, bag clenched tightly in his hands as he feels its presence grow nearer, following him all the way up to the road his apartment’s on.
He slows down from his previous jog, not that he’s any more relaxed. His heart beats in his chest as he walks, shoes clicking against the sidewalk, eyes nervously glancing behind him. He can’t see it - whatever it is - but he can feel it still. Lingering. Watching. Its eyes pierce his skin and he nearly wonders if it’s some kind of cop coming to drag him back to the asylum the minute he takes a wrong step.
At this point, he wouldn’t even mind that. He’d already gotten so used to letting the incessant screams and cries and laughter of the other patients lull him to sleep that he can’t possibly imagine returning to the silence of his apartment.
Vaguely, if only in the darkest corner of his mind, he wonders if it’s him.
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05 Jul 2026
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Just that thing where the agent on a mission sends a horny voicemail back to his lover. Except--and here's the kicker--the Protagonist is absolutely certain he isn't sleeping with Neil. (Yet.)
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04 Jul 2026
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He traces the sunshine falling on the table and drops his eyes. "Genos," he says. Soft. Quiet enough to be masked by the cars moving by, if Genos so wishes. "Was - could this kind of be like a date?"
Saitama's - adjusting. It might take a while.
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03 Jul 2026
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In combat - tripped by a surge in his core's pulse, much like adrenaline would send a normal human's heart pumping - the HUD unfolds into its battle sequencing, complete with target locks, thermal readings, and a tiny silver timer at the bottom of his vision.
Today, the battle HUD activates as he watches Saitama-sensei recline on the futon, his shirt riding up to reveal the flat planes of his stomach.
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03 Jul 2026
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He recruits Neil fine, but then he doesn't know how they go from there to where they were. Weirdly, it seems like the answer is going to involve Neil pretending (very convincingly) to be a stripper, and a whole can of related worms.
(OR: "Let's be honest, he just doesn't want to do it because the plan is to send him and Neil deep undercover on an isolated island as a violent thug and the stripper he's been gifted for the weekend. He doesn't want to to it because it starts with Neil shimmying out of spangled trousers on stage again, and only gets worse...")
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26 Dec 2024
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By the time Charles realises he’s taken a wrong turn, it’s too late.
In the pitch darkness, his outstretched hand strikes against something that makes him hiss and draw back almost before he can register the sizzling pain.
“Charles?” Edwin’s concerned voice comes from just behind him, his head knocking clumsily against the soles of Charles’s loafers.“Charles, are you alright?”
Charles is decidedly not alright. That is to say, his iron-stung fingertips are already almost healed, but there is the whole issue of being stuck in a labyrinth of ever-narrowing, cement-lined iron pipes that are impossible for him and his best mate to just phase through.
What was it Crystal would say in a ridiculous situation like this?
“Welp, I didn’t have this on my 2024 bingo card.”
“What do you mean?” There’s a momentary spike of panic before Edwin catches himself and evens his voice. “Charles, whatever does that mean?”
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Or: Charles and Edwin get lost in a maze of ghost-proof pipes, awkward boners happen, and they figure out how to take care of the situation.
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24 Dec 2024