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    Jack breathed. Once, twice.
    You can do it. You just have to tell George about you and Bittle, and you'll feel so much better.
    George beat him to it, though.

    “Eric Bittle, your old teammate. I want him with the Falcs, the minute he graduates.”

    Well, now he couldn’t talk, could he.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    “So, you gonna tell me what the sleepwalking’s about?”

    Zhongli sighs. “It’s not that I do not wish to share the details of my life with a dear friend. But you might wish you hadn’t asked.”

    “Try me,” Childe suggests. “Can’t be any weirder than anything else I’ve learned about you.”

    Zhongli snorts softly through his nose, taking a sip of tea. “I believe I am undergoing an old ritual, of sorts. Though I am more human now than ever before, I find myself beholden to certain instincts."

    “Oh?” Childe shifts upright, interested. “You mean… dragon stuff.”

    Zhongli nods, licking his lips and directing his gaze away from Childe. “I believe,” he says again, the faintest tinge of color creeping over his cheeks, “that I am searching for a mate.”

    Zhongli has been sleepwalking through the Liyue streets in the dead of night, unresponsive and with eyes aglow. Childe intends to get to the bottom of the situation, but everything changes when Zhongli reveals the likely motive behind his nightly wanderings.

    Childe knows he shouldn't fuck Zhongli in his sleep. He really shouldn't. But when has he ever been sensible?

    (Author is slow, not abandoned!)

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Robert Robertson has an interesting relationship with food, to say the least. The Z-team is not having any of that.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    Robert's been trying not to violently attack anyone when working as a Dispatcher for SCN - considering it's not exactly the most heroic move in anyone's books, especially not literal superheroes.

    But when his team doesn't shut the hell up, Robert's headache (combined with his lack of sleep from his lack of a mattress) might make him a little looser in the whole 'repressing his reflexes that he used in life or death situations when he was Mecha Man' department.

    And, if he accidentally bodyslams Flambae into the breakroom microwave as a result of that, Robert will threaten you with unpaid time off to stop that information from spreading.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    Robert sets down the pregnancy test. He's aware that heats only end early due to drugs, or a knot producing a pregnancy.

    For the next two weeks Robert was torn on what he should do.

    Should he keep it?

    Should he put it up for adoption?

    Should he inform the father?

    Well, Robert Robertson III couldn't bring himself to do either of those things and that's why he has a secret four-year-old son.

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    Robert has secrets that he keeps from the Z-Team, like he's Mecha Man, an Omega, and well, he has a son.... and one of them might be the father.

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    01 Dec 2025

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