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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    By the time I procured the key to my new living quarters, I was already on the precipice of regretting this entire endeavor. And then, as if the universe itself sought to test my limits, I opened the door to a scent both foreign and repugnant—maple syrup, sugar, and something that could only be described as artificially induced joy.

    There, standing in my kitchen, flipping pancakes with the air of someone staring in their own bubblegum pop music video, was a girl so aggressively cheerful she seemed to radiate saccharine light. Blonde, beaming, and dressed in colors that made my retinas recoil.
    I stared at her. She smiled at me.

    My suffering had officially begun.

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    27 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    Just a bunch of wenclair oneshots.
    Age regression in a few, and a good mix of fluff and angst.

    Please note some of the earlier ones were cross published from Wattpad back in my original fanfic writing days, therefore the A/N’s are not in the notes. It haunts me, but it takes forever to fix.

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    26 May 2025

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    “Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…

    “Hellooo? I said Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn fiddled with her headset, having finally found the green button on the side and hastily letting out a rather breathless reply. “Um, yes. Hello? This is Houston. I copy.”

    There was a long pause in which Caitlyn sat twiddling her thumbs, anxiety pushing the frantic pulse of her heartbeat through her eardrums. Was that wrong? Did she already fuck up? She took a steady deep breath, finger hovering over the talk button until the familiar voice of the astronaut came through her headset once more.

    “Damn, Houston. I didn’t expect you to sound so sexy.”

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    Caitlyn has been assigned as the personal capcom to one of the astronauts currently on a year long expedition at the international space station. Cue long months of pining and desperate longing.

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    28 Mar 2025

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    Wednesday is self-conscious about her body. Enid shows her how much she adores her.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    Wednesday and Enid share an accidental kiss. Neither of them know how to deal with it.

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    05 Feb 2025