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How to not talk about a council meeting by Thesoma
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Dec 2024
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Sevika is the new councilmember and pretty annoyed with all the piltie-politics bullshit she has to endure. But she really appreciates her new colleague Mel Medarda, especially when Mel invites her to her home to... discuss council business.
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Our encounters always follow the same pattern: We watch each other carefully, then try to deceive each other with Genjutsu before we really get down to business and proceed to destroy our entire surroundings within a radius of several hundred meters while using up all of our Chakra, spearing just some sparks of it to keep us alive. Then, when we can’t hurt each other anymore and can be absolutely sure there is nobody alive nearby to bear witness to what is happening, we have sex.
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"Jedes Mal läuft es nach dem gleichen Schema ab: Wir belauern uns, versuchen uns gegenseitig mit Genjutsu zu täuschen – was natürlich nicht gelingt, weil wir beide das Sharingan haben – gehen dann zu handfesteren Kampftaktiken über, zerstören dabei die Umgebung, vernichten alles Leben im Umkreis von mehreren hundert Metern und verbrauchen beide unser gesamtes Chakra bis auf einen kleinen Rest, der uns am Leben erhält. Dann, wenn wir uns kaum noch gefährlich werden können und wir uns sicher sind, dass auch wirklich niemand mehr in der Nähe ist, haben wir Sex."
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jan 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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“Finish it out,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Go on. Ask it.”
Nolan shifts in his seat. “Are or are you not attracted, at the very least, to Wilson?”
House knocks his forehead against his cane. “I don’t know. Maybe.”
[In which Nolan pulls at the Wilson thread, and House can't stop it all from unraveling. Repression is a hell of a drug.]
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29 May 2025
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So fucking sweet once house stops being an oblivious idiot
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the rest is still unwritten by i_have_loved_the_stars_too_fondly for BabyBlueSquid
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Jan 2024
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A quiet conversation that takes place in the short time skip between chapters 11 and 12 of System Collapse. Murderbot and Mensah watch the documentary it made, and take a moment to talk about what's happened and what comes next.
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in tenera delicto (in tender offense) by the_moonmoth
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
18 Jun 2025
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Gurathin let out a small laugh, at himself and the situation. He’d been caught red-handed, or… something-handed, and he was so fucking predictable. Well, in for a cent, as they said in the CR.
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20 Dec 2025
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Dr. Mensah and Captain Seth have a (only mildly gossipy) heart to heart about their children and their machine intelligence loved ones. For Seth, the two categories overlap, often in confusing ways. Especially when said MI child is also his coworker.