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    If the world was a fair place, Harry Potter would never have come across a curious romance novel that seemed to depict the entirety of his past with his old school rival Draco Malfoy. The world, however, was not a fair place. That’s why he found himself sitting in a cosy little bookshop listening to that same Draco Malfoy read excerpts from “Apples and Oranges” – his newest endeavour into the world of muggle literature, and a way to fix his relationship with Saint Potter, if only in his head.

    In a turn of events stranger than fiction, the flames of an old obsession begin to light up Harry's days all over again. It starts with a meet and greet and a signed copy of his "fixed" life, but the ending seems more unclear than ever. Twisted in a fictional romantic comedy, Harry's own life is suddenly at a crossroad - he passed his enticing incident, so what else can he do except flip the next page of his future and wonder: what happens next?

    or: Harry and Draco play gay chicken as they recreate ten dates Draco wrote in his romance novel. Harry tries to prove that ten dates is not enough to fall in love, while Draco tries to hide that he's already in love after the first.

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    24 Aug 2025

  2. Rec 13

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    The night wasn't meant to end like this - not in the rain, not with an escaped perp, not with Clancy barely able to meet Doohickey's eyes without losing his goddamn mind.

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    Or: Tension finally resolved.

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    11 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    (read when sad)